1 00:01:08,422 --> 00:01:09,623 Someone's drowning. 2 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,126 What's happening? 3 00:01:13,193 --> 00:01:14,962 One of the Master's girl's in trouble again. 4 00:01:21,569 --> 00:01:25,639 'Break for it.' 5 00:01:31,211 --> 00:01:33,781 Oh! Oh, Linda! Linda! 6 00:01:34,882 --> 00:01:35,916 Linda! 7 00:01:39,219 --> 00:01:40,788 Linda! 8 00:01:42,155 --> 00:01:44,558 - Linda, Tinka is drowning! - Our sister Tinka? 9 00:01:44,625 --> 00:01:46,293 Yeah, Eddie went out to save her. 10 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,795 Don't be silly, Tinka can't drown 11 00:01:47,861 --> 00:01:49,497 she's half fish. 12 00:01:49,563 --> 00:01:51,064 Well, the other half's drowning. 13 00:01:53,033 --> 00:01:55,068 Linda, what's all the shouting for? 14 00:01:55,135 --> 00:01:56,804 The people down there...ouch! 15 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:58,739 Oh! What.. 16 00:01:58,806 --> 00:02:01,742 What on Earth, are you changing all the furniture again for? 17 00:02:01,809 --> 00:02:04,277 You changed it all yesterday and the day before that. 18 00:02:04,344 --> 00:02:06,013 And, uh.. 19 00:02:06,079 --> 00:02:07,881 'That fish was in the dining room.' 20 00:02:07,948 --> 00:02:09,726 Well, I'm not gonna start paying any attention to you now 21 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,785 you've been criticizing me for 24 years. 22 00:02:11,852 --> 00:02:13,821 Darling, you love a little criticism. 23 00:02:13,887 --> 00:02:16,056 You happen to be 25. 24 00:02:16,123 --> 00:02:18,559 Alright, if you're gonna quibble, 25. 25 00:02:18,626 --> 00:02:20,528 But if my fiance asks you, 23. 26 00:02:20,594 --> 00:02:22,295 I'm not going to lie to George. 27 00:02:22,362 --> 00:02:24,932 Look, Penny, in a family of four marriageable daughters 28 00:02:24,998 --> 00:02:27,100 a little lie now and then doesn't do any harm. 29 00:02:27,167 --> 00:02:28,769 Oh, you. 30 00:02:28,836 --> 00:02:30,938 Alright, I'll lie for you. 31 00:02:31,004 --> 00:02:32,172 I'm only the housekeeper 32 00:02:32,239 --> 00:02:33,817 I get wages for it, so what's the difference.. 33 00:02:33,841 --> 00:02:36,309 I tell you what, Penny, when you lie, wink. 34 00:02:36,376 --> 00:02:37,878 So, you'll know you're lying. 35 00:02:39,046 --> 00:02:41,281 Linda! Linda! 36 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:43,684 Linda? Linda? 37 00:02:43,751 --> 00:02:45,252 What happened? Did she sink? 38 00:02:45,318 --> 00:02:48,556 No, uh, I-I had it all wrong, Tinka's saving Eddie. 39 00:02:48,622 --> 00:02:49,990 Well, that's more like it. 40 00:02:53,461 --> 00:02:54,762 Buff! 41 00:02:54,828 --> 00:02:56,129 'I'm here.' 42 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:10,944 Is he unconscious? 43 00:03:11,011 --> 00:03:12,012 No more than usual. 44 00:03:12,079 --> 00:03:13,881 Well, I saved your boyfriend for you. 45 00:03:13,947 --> 00:03:15,516 Oh, no, you can't pass him off onto me. 46 00:03:15,583 --> 00:03:16,750 You saved him and he's yours. 47 00:03:16,817 --> 00:03:18,151 Yes, but it was your name 48 00:03:18,218 --> 00:03:19,228 he was murmuring under the water 49 00:03:19,252 --> 00:03:21,254 I could tell by the bubbles. 50 00:03:21,321 --> 00:03:23,591 What happened? Why am I here? 51 00:03:23,657 --> 00:03:25,435 Oh, for some silly reason, you thought I was drowning 52 00:03:25,459 --> 00:03:26,727 and swam out to save me. 53 00:03:26,794 --> 00:03:28,271 For another silly reason, you thought in order 54 00:03:28,295 --> 00:03:29,530 to save me you had to hit me. 55 00:03:29,597 --> 00:03:31,765 So I hit you back, I started to count ten. 56 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:33,677 But at five you began to sink so I dragged you in. 57 00:03:33,701 --> 00:03:35,769 - 'Here you are.' - I don't believe a word of it. 58 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,472 That's gratitude. Come on, Cora. 59 00:03:41,642 --> 00:03:42,962 The next time he tries to save you 60 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:44,044 you just let him sink. 61 00:03:48,516 --> 00:03:52,553 Hey, what do you kids think I am, a drinking fountain? 62 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:54,387 This was a quiet place till they came? 63 00:03:54,454 --> 00:03:56,089 Yeah, they're up to something everyday. 64 00:04:04,598 --> 00:04:06,175 Make up your mind, do you want it up or down? 65 00:04:06,199 --> 00:04:10,170 Well, I think, I like it sort of like this with a bow.. 66 00:04:14,575 --> 00:04:16,409 Oh, there was a chair here an hour ago? 67 00:04:16,476 --> 00:04:18,812 There was chair here a minute ago but your sister Linda 68 00:04:18,879 --> 00:04:21,081 had another attack of interior decorating. 69 00:04:21,148 --> 00:04:24,518 I thought they're wearing hats off the face this season. 70 00:04:24,585 --> 00:04:26,386 I want you to know that where this hat is 71 00:04:26,453 --> 00:04:28,889 part of my bathing suit, isn't. 72 00:04:28,956 --> 00:04:31,424 - Oh, liar. - That's a very important part. 73 00:04:31,491 --> 00:04:32,660 What happened to it? 74 00:04:32,726 --> 00:04:34,027 Honest, I was swimming along 75 00:04:34,094 --> 00:04:36,029 minding my own business when something I, uh.. 76 00:04:36,096 --> 00:04:38,365 ...I think it was a whale, took a nip out of me. 77 00:04:38,431 --> 00:04:39,867 We're supposed to believe that? 78 00:04:39,933 --> 00:04:42,402 Well...here's the evidence. 79 00:04:43,971 --> 00:04:45,481 The nearest thing to a whale is in Newfoundland 80 00:04:45,505 --> 00:04:46,674 in the Atlantic Ocean. 81 00:04:46,740 --> 00:04:48,576 And you expect a whale to swim 20,000 miles 82 00:04:48,642 --> 00:04:50,286 around Cape Point just to take a nip out of you? 83 00:04:50,310 --> 00:04:52,488 It wouldn't have to? A smart whale will use the Panama Canal. 84 00:04:52,512 --> 00:04:55,616 Whale, my eye, you're wearing a 30 bathing suit on a 32 frame. 85 00:04:55,683 --> 00:04:57,084 - That's all. - Oh, go on. 86 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:08,838 Gee, I better run up and put something on. 87 00:05:08,862 --> 00:05:10,430 I'll be right back down. 88 00:05:18,572 --> 00:05:20,708 - Hello, Linda. - Hello. 89 00:05:22,142 --> 00:05:24,044 Ladies, John Heming. Shall we let him in? 90 00:05:24,111 --> 00:05:27,247 Personally, I'd advise against it. 91 00:05:27,314 --> 00:05:28,616 - Hi. - Hello, Johnny. 92 00:05:28,682 --> 00:05:29,959 Come on over and sit down. There's plenty of room. 93 00:05:29,983 --> 00:05:31,251 No, sir, a chair is enough. 94 00:05:31,318 --> 00:05:33,954 You're not gonna make a couch out of me! 95 00:05:34,021 --> 00:05:36,165 You see, Johnny, if you ever want to put a selfish system 96 00:05:36,189 --> 00:05:37,789 to one of your plays, there's your model. 97 00:05:37,825 --> 00:05:39,459 - Mm-hmm. - 'You..' 98 00:05:39,526 --> 00:05:42,462 His revised version, rehearsal at 10:00 in the morning. 99 00:05:42,529 --> 00:05:44,097 Oh, did you brighten up my part any? 100 00:05:44,164 --> 00:05:46,566 Couldn't, the playhouse people wouldn't let me. 101 00:05:46,634 --> 00:05:49,402 But I gave you a stammer, that gives you twice as much to say. 102 00:05:49,469 --> 00:05:51,805 I don't know why I bother with the summer theatre anyway. 103 00:05:51,872 --> 00:05:54,174 I'm a clear case of belonging on Broadway. 104 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:56,576 Always happy to have you as a maid in one of my successes. 105 00:05:56,644 --> 00:05:57,878 Oh, you needn't be so snooty 106 00:05:57,945 --> 00:05:59,546 you haven't made Broadway yet either. 107 00:05:59,613 --> 00:06:02,349 Um, but I had my fortune told yesterday. 108 00:06:02,415 --> 00:06:04,084 It's just a question of time. 109 00:06:04,151 --> 00:06:05,361 Don't tell me you believe in getting 110 00:06:05,385 --> 00:06:06,920 your future for 50 cents. 111 00:06:06,987 --> 00:06:08,355 Well, this only cost me a penny 112 00:06:08,421 --> 00:06:09,757 my weight was on the other side. 113 00:06:09,823 --> 00:06:11,258 Excuse me, Bernhardt. 114 00:06:13,894 --> 00:06:15,629 Maybe his fortune wasn't worth a penny. 115 00:06:15,696 --> 00:06:16,997 Oh, stop butting in. 116 00:06:17,064 --> 00:06:19,032 I didn't but once in while in this family 117 00:06:19,099 --> 00:06:21,301 I'd never get a chance to get in a word edgewise. 118 00:06:21,368 --> 00:06:22,369 Oh, keep quiet. 119 00:06:22,435 --> 00:06:23,680 Yes, that's all the thanks I get 120 00:06:23,704 --> 00:06:26,306 for bringing up a family of children and.. 121 00:06:26,373 --> 00:06:29,009 I'm not answering back, I'm just talking to myself. 122 00:06:29,076 --> 00:06:31,344 First thing you know, I won't even be allowed to do that. 123 00:06:31,411 --> 00:06:32,880 Oh, uh.. 124 00:06:32,946 --> 00:06:35,048 ...is everybody home? 125 00:06:35,115 --> 00:06:39,352 - Hey, Buff, Johnny's here. - 'So what?' 126 00:06:39,419 --> 00:06:41,989 So come down and get rid of him. 127 00:06:43,423 --> 00:06:44,557 - Hi, Johnny. - 'Hi.' 128 00:06:44,624 --> 00:06:45,864 Say, how do you like this dress? 129 00:06:45,926 --> 00:06:47,170 Don't you think, I look wonderful? 130 00:06:47,194 --> 00:06:49,062 Yeah, sure, you do. You look beautiful. Uh.. 131 00:06:49,129 --> 00:06:51,598 No, not enough enthusiasm, can't stay, beat it. 132 00:06:51,665 --> 00:06:53,843 Listen, Buff can I see you alone just a minute, you see there's.. 133 00:06:53,867 --> 00:06:55,202 Uh, what do you say girls? 134 00:06:55,268 --> 00:06:57,304 Alright, but take notes, we want a full account. 135 00:06:57,370 --> 00:06:59,840 Okay, we'll go out in the garden. How's the play coming? 136 00:06:59,907 --> 00:07:02,009 Fine, but the second act needs a little something. 137 00:07:02,075 --> 00:07:03,977 I read it, needs a new author. 138 00:07:05,145 --> 00:07:06,613 I'd put you three girls in the play 139 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,081 only witches have gone out of style. 140 00:07:08,148 --> 00:07:10,417 Say, they're my sisters you're talking about 141 00:07:10,483 --> 00:07:11,852 and you maybe right. 142 00:07:11,919 --> 00:07:13,787 Hey, kids, listen to this. Come here, Tinka. 143 00:07:13,854 --> 00:07:15,534 Now, the scene is on the back of a boat and 144 00:07:15,588 --> 00:07:17,901 she's just standing there in the moonlight looking pale and sad.. 145 00:07:17,925 --> 00:07:20,527 Buff, I-I'm going to tell you something. 146 00:07:20,593 --> 00:07:23,496 Hear me clear through please, don't interrupt, not once. 147 00:07:23,563 --> 00:07:25,274 Well, in that case, maybe I'd better sit down. 148 00:07:25,298 --> 00:07:26,333 No, no, I.. 149 00:07:26,399 --> 00:07:27,701 I want you to stand. 150 00:07:27,768 --> 00:07:29,602 Now, you mustn't take your eyes off me. 151 00:07:29,669 --> 00:07:30,838 That's quite an assignment. 152 00:07:30,904 --> 00:07:33,473 I'm serious, Buff, this is important to me. 153 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,875 Alright, go ahead. 154 00:07:35,776 --> 00:07:37,911 - Well.. - Well.. 155 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:40,513 This isn't easy for me to say.. 156 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:41,580 I love you. 157 00:07:41,614 --> 00:07:43,984 No, please, don't interrupt. 158 00:07:44,051 --> 00:07:45,552 I've never been sure of anything 159 00:07:45,618 --> 00:07:47,054 I'm certain of this. 160 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,990 I'm no dreamer, I pride myself on my realism. 161 00:07:50,057 --> 00:07:51,925 You won't be the only woman I'll ever love 162 00:07:51,992 --> 00:07:54,161 but you'll be the only one I'll remember. 163 00:07:54,227 --> 00:07:57,297 The things no one else sees in you will be vivid to me. 164 00:07:57,364 --> 00:07:59,108 The way you smile at me without anyone in the room 165 00:07:59,132 --> 00:08:02,035 being aware of it, just you and I. 166 00:08:02,102 --> 00:08:04,738 The way you can pour your soul out without saying a word. 167 00:08:04,805 --> 00:08:06,774 - I.. - Yes. 168 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,809 I, who can't remember the day of the week 169 00:08:08,876 --> 00:08:11,845 will never forget the smallest detail of your face. 170 00:08:11,912 --> 00:08:13,632 Not even to the most out of the way freckle. 171 00:08:14,815 --> 00:08:16,316 Now, you know the way I feel. 172 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:18,886 You don't have to say anything, you don't have to do anything. 173 00:08:18,952 --> 00:08:20,821 I've only told you this because.. 174 00:08:20,888 --> 00:08:23,590 ...in a little while I'm going away. 175 00:08:23,656 --> 00:08:25,692 And the knowledge of how much I love you 176 00:08:25,759 --> 00:08:28,661 is something I wanted to share. 177 00:08:28,728 --> 00:08:31,398 Why, Johnny, so help me, I'm touched. 178 00:08:31,464 --> 00:08:34,802 - Are you really? - Yes, darn it. 179 00:08:34,868 --> 00:08:36,236 Then I guess it'll play. 180 00:08:36,303 --> 00:08:37,905 What do you mean, uh, "Guess it'll play?" 181 00:08:37,971 --> 00:08:40,540 Just what the second act needs, fixed it up fine. 182 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:41,942 John S. Heming, Jr. 183 00:08:42,009 --> 00:08:43,887 Wasn't sure of this scene, I thought I'd try it out. 184 00:08:43,911 --> 00:08:46,446 It's the only way to tell. Do you mind if I use that? 185 00:08:46,513 --> 00:08:47,948 "So help me, I'm touched." 186 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:49,859 Just the right answer for Mary to make in a play. 187 00:08:49,883 --> 00:08:51,327 You see, Mary isn't quiet bright and I-- 188 00:08:51,351 --> 00:08:53,096 Why, you can just pick yourself up and get out of here. 189 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,898 Now, Buff, you mustn't think I don't really love you. 190 00:08:54,922 --> 00:08:57,524 The fact that I picked you to try this out on must show you. 191 00:08:57,590 --> 00:08:59,535 Why, get out, and don't you come back as long as you live. 192 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:01,028 I'll be back right after dinner. 193 00:09:01,094 --> 00:09:02,772 - That'll seem like a lifetime. - Oh, it's a terrible scene! 194 00:09:02,796 --> 00:09:04,340 - It won't play at all! - Made a hit with you. 195 00:09:04,364 --> 00:09:06,800 - Won't even last one night! Oh! - Sure, it'd be a big hit. 196 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:16,609 Hey, Buff, we've struck something good, listen to this. 197 00:09:16,676 --> 00:09:18,846 "The way you smile at me without anyone in the room 198 00:09:18,912 --> 00:09:20,213 being aware of it." 199 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,000 - Oh, what do you mean? - What's the matter? 200 00:09:23,783 --> 00:09:27,154 Oh, mother. 201 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:29,456 I'm sorry, mother, I didn't see you standing here. 202 00:09:29,522 --> 00:09:31,424 Serves me right for not ringing doorbells. 203 00:09:31,491 --> 00:09:33,093 Hello, darling. 204 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,027 Hi, mom. 205 00:09:34,094 --> 00:09:36,029 I'm glad to be home. 206 00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:38,698 There are eggs in one of those packages. 207 00:09:38,765 --> 00:09:40,733 I haven't the courage to look. 208 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,011 Say, what happened to Johnny Heming 209 00:09:42,035 --> 00:09:43,203 to make him love like that? 210 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,905 He just walked by and doubled up. 211 00:09:46,739 --> 00:09:48,741 How's business, mom? 212 00:09:48,808 --> 00:09:50,377 Terrible. 213 00:09:50,443 --> 00:09:52,779 Women aren't wearing dresses now. They're wearing sarongs. 214 00:09:52,846 --> 00:09:55,015 'How was the weather in San Francisco?' 215 00:09:55,082 --> 00:09:56,692 'Mom, did you design this yourself?' 216 00:09:56,716 --> 00:09:58,919 You could wear it a week, then, we'll toss for it. 217 00:10:00,087 --> 00:10:01,621 Did you see Sam Sloane in town? 218 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:04,391 Well, sort of and there's a story attached to that too. 219 00:10:04,457 --> 00:10:06,059 - Oh, wow. What happened? - What is it? 220 00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:08,528 Come up to my room while I change into a sarong. 221 00:10:08,595 --> 00:10:10,330 'Penny!' 222 00:10:10,397 --> 00:10:12,565 Penny, here, take these, will ya? 223 00:10:15,168 --> 00:10:17,938 - Oh, mom. - Yes, Buff? 224 00:10:18,005 --> 00:10:20,407 I think I know where the eggs are. 225 00:10:27,347 --> 00:10:29,325 What about Sam, does he want us to get out of this place? 226 00:10:29,349 --> 00:10:31,227 You can't blame him, we were only supposed to be here 227 00:10:31,251 --> 00:10:33,462 during July and now if you look close you could see September. 228 00:10:33,486 --> 00:10:35,855 Oh, not at all, in fact, he wants to give us the place. 229 00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:37,790 - He does? - 'Good old Sam.' 230 00:10:37,857 --> 00:10:40,260 I think I'll write a poem for him, what rhymes with Sloane? 231 00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:41,871 - He's our hero. - Oh, that doesn't rhyme. 232 00:10:41,895 --> 00:10:43,272 He'd have to change his name to Shapiro. 233 00:10:43,296 --> 00:10:44,773 There's a catch in it someplace, what is it? 234 00:10:44,797 --> 00:10:47,400 Listen, Sam Sloane hasn't got a selfish bone in his body. 235 00:10:47,467 --> 00:10:48,912 Nevertheless, this house has either got 236 00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:50,313 a tax lien on it, or termites in it. 237 00:10:50,337 --> 00:10:52,272 Matter of fact, there is a little proviso. 238 00:10:52,339 --> 00:10:54,107 I knew it, there's a but on the other hand. 239 00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:56,276 Sam says, we get the house but.. 240 00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:58,645 ...he goes with it. 241 00:11:03,783 --> 00:11:06,286 Please, be quiet, please. 242 00:11:06,353 --> 00:11:09,356 Sam Sloane took me to lunch yesterday and.. 243 00:11:09,422 --> 00:11:11,291 ...asked for my hand in marriage. 244 00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:15,228 - What did you say? - Naturally, I said, thank you. 245 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,230 - It was a very nice lunch. - Oh, don't be flip. 246 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:19,032 What did you say about the proposal? 247 00:11:19,099 --> 00:11:21,601 Being a well brought up mother, I said, I.. 248 00:11:21,668 --> 00:11:23,903 ...have to ask my daughters permission. 249 00:11:25,939 --> 00:11:27,774 Oh, darlings, it's alright, isn't it? 250 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,276 You like Sam, don't you? 251 00:11:29,342 --> 00:11:32,379 Of course, we adore Sam, but are you sure, you do? 252 00:11:32,445 --> 00:11:34,414 Mother, marriage is a very serious business. 253 00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:35,481 Mm-hmm. 254 00:11:35,515 --> 00:11:37,217 It isn't something you can just rush into. 255 00:11:37,284 --> 00:11:39,186 Mm-mm. 256 00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:43,056 'Course I haven't known Sam very long just 12 years 257 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:44,824 but I'm quiet sure, I'm fond of him. 258 00:11:44,891 --> 00:11:46,994 Oh, just being fond isn't enough. 259 00:11:47,060 --> 00:11:48,861 You oughta be sick pining for him. 260 00:11:48,928 --> 00:11:50,763 Go hot and cold just thinking of him. 261 00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:53,066 I think at my age it's possible to be in love 262 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:55,268 and keep an even temperature. 263 00:11:55,335 --> 00:11:57,904 But you're such a baby when it comes to men. 264 00:11:57,971 --> 00:11:59,973 Look at the mess you picked for our father. 265 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:03,243 I'm sorry, but I didn't have you girls around to advise me. 266 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:05,712 He's been gone for 20 years and not even a postcard. 267 00:12:06,980 --> 00:12:09,482 I wonder what he looks like? 268 00:12:09,549 --> 00:12:11,251 Gee, you'd think he'd be curious to see 269 00:12:11,318 --> 00:12:13,920 how his daughters turned out? 270 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:15,298 I'm sure he'd be glad to know that 271 00:12:15,322 --> 00:12:16,556 at least one of his girls 272 00:12:16,623 --> 00:12:17,857 turned out to be a beauty. 273 00:12:17,924 --> 00:12:19,659 Oh, thank you. 274 00:12:19,726 --> 00:12:22,395 I don't think I'll be making the same mistake. 275 00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:26,266 You see, everything Jim wasn't, Sam is. 276 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,068 You couldn't keep Jim in one spot. 277 00:12:28,135 --> 00:12:30,637 You can't drag Sam away from the fireplace. 278 00:12:30,703 --> 00:12:32,905 Jim ran away from responsibilities. 279 00:12:32,972 --> 00:12:34,407 Sam revels in them. 280 00:12:34,474 --> 00:12:36,709 Jim was flighty, Sam's solid. 281 00:12:37,577 --> 00:12:38,577 Please. 282 00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:41,081 May I marry Sam? 283 00:12:41,148 --> 00:12:44,084 - Oh, you get my vote. - Oh. 284 00:12:44,151 --> 00:12:45,685 I hope you kids will be very happy. 285 00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:47,263 - Thank you, darlin'. - It's alright with me, mom. 286 00:12:47,287 --> 00:12:48,688 Gee, I think it's swell. 287 00:12:48,755 --> 00:12:50,599 You know, Penny's been in the family for 25 years 288 00:12:50,623 --> 00:12:52,125 I think she's entitled to a vote. 289 00:12:52,192 --> 00:12:53,726 - Yeah. - I'll get her. 290 00:12:54,794 --> 00:12:56,596 Oh, mother, I think it's wond.. 291 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,436 Oh, I just...just happen to be passing. 292 00:13:03,503 --> 00:13:05,248 Are you going to admit that you were eavesdropping 293 00:13:05,272 --> 00:13:07,207 or do I have to start all over again? 294 00:13:07,274 --> 00:13:09,709 Why, the very idea... I was not eavesdropping. 295 00:13:09,776 --> 00:13:12,345 I wouldn't do such a thing, I-I, uh.. 296 00:13:12,412 --> 00:13:14,147 Well, naturally I couldn't help hearing. 297 00:13:14,214 --> 00:13:16,183 - Oh-ho. - 'Okay.' 298 00:13:16,249 --> 00:13:17,984 Oh, well, marry him. 299 00:13:18,051 --> 00:13:19,686 Won't be as exciting as Mr. Masters 300 00:13:19,752 --> 00:13:22,655 and their certainly won't be as many laughs around the house. 301 00:13:22,722 --> 00:13:24,091 But you'll know where he is. 302 00:13:24,157 --> 00:13:26,025 Won't have to be ringing up the North Pole 303 00:13:26,093 --> 00:13:28,861 or the Siberian salt mines to find him. 304 00:13:28,928 --> 00:13:31,331 You'll always know where Mr. Sloane is. 305 00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:34,767 You may not care where he is but at least you'll know. 306 00:13:34,834 --> 00:13:36,869 Oh, well, marry him. Marry him. 307 00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:38,414 Thanks, Penny. That makes it official. 308 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,740 Dear now, that's the front door. 309 00:13:40,807 --> 00:13:42,809 Well, one man's as good as another and one man's 310 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:45,878 as bad as another, so I don't suppose it makes any difference. 311 00:13:45,945 --> 00:13:47,080 Who is there? 312 00:13:47,147 --> 00:13:48,657 Penny, that's no way to answer the door. 313 00:13:48,681 --> 00:13:50,317 Well, it maybe not be for San Francisco 314 00:13:50,383 --> 00:13:52,352 but it's alright for Carmel. 315 00:13:52,419 --> 00:13:55,188 Alright, I'll be down. 316 00:13:55,255 --> 00:13:57,224 My dear, spoiling my whole afternoon 317 00:13:57,290 --> 00:13:59,992 bringing up Jim Masters, a good-for-nothing. 318 00:14:00,059 --> 00:14:01,761 Man that never did anything for any.. 319 00:14:01,828 --> 00:14:02,862 And then you go.. 320 00:14:04,164 --> 00:14:06,166 Of all the.. 321 00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:08,568 You make me so mad, I don't know.. 322 00:14:08,635 --> 00:14:10,137 That's all the.. 323 00:14:10,203 --> 00:14:12,004 Don't let her fool you, 25 years 324 00:14:12,071 --> 00:14:14,040 and she hasn't learn to hate him yet. 325 00:14:14,107 --> 00:14:15,675 Oh, it's all so exciting. 326 00:14:15,742 --> 00:14:17,120 Mother, have you picked out the church yet? 327 00:14:17,144 --> 00:14:18,384 I always liked St. Bartholomew. 328 00:14:18,411 --> 00:14:19,688 Oh, but that would mean thousands of people. 329 00:14:19,712 --> 00:14:20,713 Why don't you just elope? 330 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:22,182 I don't think I know Sam well enough 331 00:14:22,249 --> 00:14:24,083 to ask him to climb up a ladder. 332 00:14:24,151 --> 00:14:25,728 Besides, it wouldn't be fair to you girls. 333 00:14:25,752 --> 00:14:27,520 But it would be so much more exciting. 334 00:14:27,587 --> 00:14:28,821 Go on, mom, elope. 335 00:14:28,888 --> 00:14:31,591 We'd be furious at first, but later on, we'd forgive you. 336 00:14:32,859 --> 00:14:35,094 - No. - Oh, go on. 337 00:14:36,163 --> 00:14:37,364 Well, what do you want? 338 00:14:44,571 --> 00:14:46,473 I don't understand a single word you're saying. 339 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:48,341 Oh, excuse me, I'm so upset 340 00:14:48,408 --> 00:14:49,842 I don't know what I'm talking about. 341 00:14:49,909 --> 00:14:53,112 It's my son Gabriel, he's in trouble again, in court. 342 00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:54,481 Mm-hmm, again, eh? 343 00:14:54,547 --> 00:14:57,650 Yes, again. I don't know what to do with him. 344 00:14:57,717 --> 00:14:59,118 Mrs. Masters? 345 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,621 'Mrs. Masters?' 346 00:15:01,688 --> 00:15:03,423 'Yes, Penny.' 347 00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,425 - What is it? - It's Lopez. 348 00:15:05,492 --> 00:15:07,527 Gabriel, his son, is in trouble again. 349 00:15:07,594 --> 00:15:09,329 He wants you to go and see the judge. 350 00:15:09,396 --> 00:15:10,497 I don't want to disturb you 351 00:15:10,563 --> 00:15:12,765 but I don't know what to do! 352 00:15:12,832 --> 00:15:15,435 Is it absolutely necessary, Manuel. 353 00:15:15,502 --> 00:15:17,404 Please, Mrs. Masters, you are the only one 354 00:15:17,470 --> 00:15:19,038 who can do something with the judge. 355 00:15:19,105 --> 00:15:21,541 My son, he go to jail, sure! 356 00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:23,208 Alright, I'll go. I'll be right with you. 357 00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:24,444 Thank you very much. 358 00:15:24,511 --> 00:15:26,313 - Thank you, to you too. - Oh, go on. Go on. 359 00:15:26,379 --> 00:15:27,414 What's wrong, mother? 360 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:29,115 Gabriel Lopez is in court again. 361 00:15:29,182 --> 00:15:30,383 Will you drive me into town. 362 00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:32,519 I certainly will, I've always wanted to see 363 00:15:32,585 --> 00:15:34,921 this terror Gabriel, and here's my chance. 364 00:15:34,987 --> 00:15:37,224 Okay, Manuel, we're on our way. 365 00:15:39,526 --> 00:15:41,470 When are you gonna stop sliding down the banisters? 366 00:15:41,494 --> 00:15:42,538 When they stop makin' them. 367 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:43,730 - Sassy. - Thank you. 368 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:45,632 Come on, Penny, help me. I'm in a hurry. 369 00:15:55,107 --> 00:15:56,276 'Yes?' 370 00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:57,753 Could you tell me where Judge Hornsby is? 371 00:15:57,777 --> 00:15:59,946 He's in his private chambers with young Lopez 372 00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:01,481 giving him a good talking-to. 373 00:16:01,548 --> 00:16:02,758 'How do you expect to become' 374 00:16:02,782 --> 00:16:04,517 'a respectable member of society?' 375 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:06,595 'I too believe in freedom, but not when it encroaches' 376 00:16:06,619 --> 00:16:07,854 'upon the liberty of others.' 377 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,056 Now, you've got to mend your ways! 378 00:16:10,122 --> 00:16:12,892 You cannot ignore the obligation that you hold to society. 379 00:16:12,959 --> 00:16:14,799 - Now, when I was a boy-- - Now, listen, judge. 380 00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:16,463 I don't go in for this heart-to-heart 381 00:16:16,529 --> 00:16:18,465 big brother talk behind closed doors. 382 00:16:18,531 --> 00:16:20,367 I'm a free native-born American 383 00:16:20,433 --> 00:16:22,302 I'm entitled to a regular trial by jury 384 00:16:22,369 --> 00:16:24,036 out there, in the main ballroom. 385 00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:26,343 And I want a DA and I want a courtroom full of spectators 386 00:16:26,406 --> 00:16:28,007 to watch me make a fool of the DA. 387 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:30,443 That's my rights, uh, according to the constitution. 388 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,887 Well, I thought I was doing you a favor 389 00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:33,913 and at the same time, save the state some expense. 390 00:16:33,980 --> 00:16:37,284 Now, listen, judge, the state may have some outstanding debts 391 00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,718 but it ain't that hard up. 392 00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:40,353 - A little trial-- - I tell you that.. 393 00:16:42,589 --> 00:16:43,656 Come in. 394 00:16:46,125 --> 00:16:47,226 Hello, Henry. 395 00:16:47,294 --> 00:16:48,528 - Nan. - Sorry to disturb you. 396 00:16:48,595 --> 00:16:50,229 Oh, it's alright. How are you, Buff? 397 00:16:50,297 --> 00:16:51,807 - Hello, Judge Hornsby. - How do you feel? 398 00:16:51,831 --> 00:16:55,067 Well, not so good. Not so good. 399 00:16:55,134 --> 00:16:56,636 Wait, till when I get you home 400 00:16:56,703 --> 00:16:58,538 I slap you right and left. 401 00:16:58,605 --> 00:17:01,007 Take it easy, pop, I may not get home for quite a while. 402 00:17:02,409 --> 00:17:04,744 - Hello, Gabriel. - Hello. 403 00:17:08,281 --> 00:17:09,749 I want her for my lawyer. 404 00:17:12,051 --> 00:17:13,185 We've had enough out of you. 405 00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:14,421 Please. 406 00:17:14,487 --> 00:17:16,389 Please, naturally Mr. Lopez was excited. 407 00:17:16,456 --> 00:17:18,024 I got rather a confused account. 408 00:17:18,090 --> 00:17:19,992 Will you set me straight? 409 00:17:20,059 --> 00:17:22,295 Well, alright, alright, you better sit down. 410 00:17:22,362 --> 00:17:24,897 - Thank you. - Ah, help the lady, pop. 411 00:17:25,732 --> 00:17:26,733 Thank you. 412 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:28,535 This time, he's charged with fraud. 413 00:17:28,601 --> 00:17:30,313 He was picked up for selling this to tourists 414 00:17:30,337 --> 00:17:32,739 as fragments of Moby Dick's teeth. 415 00:17:32,805 --> 00:17:34,216 Now you know very well there never was 416 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:35,808 an actual whale called Moby Dick. 417 00:17:35,875 --> 00:17:38,010 Every school child knows that Moby Dick 418 00:17:38,077 --> 00:17:40,313 is an imaginary character invented by an author. 419 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:41,714 Well, uh, all I can say is that 420 00:17:41,781 --> 00:17:43,950 he made him seem very real to me. 421 00:17:44,016 --> 00:17:45,284 And if that isn't enough 422 00:17:45,352 --> 00:17:47,554 he charges $5 for this worthless trinket 423 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,131 that you can pick up in any Five-and-Ten. 424 00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:52,392 Ah, the Five-and-Ten, they undersell everybody. 425 00:17:52,459 --> 00:17:54,727 Henry, I mean, Judge Hornsby 426 00:17:54,794 --> 00:17:56,262 may I say a few words for Gabriel? 427 00:17:56,329 --> 00:17:57,997 Yes, I know, just the few words 428 00:17:58,064 --> 00:18:00,800 you always use for Gabriel on these occasions. 429 00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:02,311 But you know and I know there's nothing 430 00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:04,604 really criminal about Gabriel? 431 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:07,407 I'll admit his ethics may be a little hazy. 432 00:18:07,474 --> 00:18:09,876 Hazy? A little hazy? 433 00:18:09,942 --> 00:18:11,387 His methods are clear enough to keep him 434 00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:13,179 just on the right side of the law. 435 00:18:13,245 --> 00:18:14,485 Now, it's only my regard for you 436 00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:15,848 and for his hard-working father 437 00:18:15,915 --> 00:18:17,384 that has prevented me from finding 438 00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,752 technical grounds to send him away. 439 00:18:19,819 --> 00:18:22,389 He may not be a criminal, but he's a menace to the community. 440 00:18:22,455 --> 00:18:24,123 He's a blot on his family. 441 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,925 'He's in an affront to the decent--' 442 00:18:25,992 --> 00:18:27,703 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You've been summing me? 443 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,195 What about a few facts on yourself? 444 00:18:29,261 --> 00:18:31,261 You started up by running errands for a ward healer 445 00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:32,965 then you chased ambulances. 446 00:18:33,032 --> 00:18:34,977 'You kissed toes and turned the other cheek.' 447 00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:36,669 Finally, some old judge kicked the bucket 448 00:18:36,736 --> 00:18:38,738 and they stuck you in his place on a dark night. 449 00:18:38,805 --> 00:18:39,572 Gabriel? 450 00:18:39,639 --> 00:18:40,649 Well, that statue of justice 451 00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:41,684 out in front of this building 452 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:42,909 hasn't stopped laughing yet. 453 00:18:42,975 --> 00:18:44,043 And I'm supposed to be 454 00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,220 the affront to the decent, eh? 455 00:18:45,244 --> 00:18:46,321 What's the matter, are you crazy 456 00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:47,647 talkin' to the judge in that way? 457 00:18:47,714 --> 00:18:49,281 Everybody know it's a true. 458 00:18:49,348 --> 00:18:51,150 But you gotta tell him right in his face? 459 00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:52,785 You, crazy stupid. 460 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,054 Get out of here, both of you. 461 00:18:55,121 --> 00:18:56,523 Get out. 462 00:18:56,589 --> 00:18:57,800 And if they ever bring you into this court again 463 00:18:57,824 --> 00:18:59,392 I'll see to it that you-you-you-- 464 00:18:59,459 --> 00:19:01,293 Nice work, pop, you should've been a lawyer. 465 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,963 I should have been a bachelor, that's what. 466 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:05,465 And I'm not finished yet. 467 00:19:05,532 --> 00:19:07,692 We two are gonna break your neck before we arrive home. 468 00:19:10,136 --> 00:19:11,771 I'm very sorry, Henry. 469 00:19:11,838 --> 00:19:13,873 Could you come to dinner tomorrow night? 470 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:16,876 I'm afraid not, I'm contemplating having a stroke. 471 00:19:21,013 --> 00:19:22,381 When you'll end this torture thing? 472 00:19:22,449 --> 00:19:24,617 Not for me. I sacrifice myself. 473 00:19:24,684 --> 00:19:26,385 I try to make a gentleman out.. 474 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:29,956 - Hey. - Poor girl. 475 00:19:30,022 --> 00:19:32,425 I give you a worse beating than the weather. 476 00:19:32,492 --> 00:19:33,960 'Well, you comin'?' 477 00:19:34,026 --> 00:19:36,228 You know, someday I'm gonna have to make 478 00:19:36,295 --> 00:19:38,330 an honest woman out of you. 479 00:19:38,397 --> 00:19:40,767 'What's the matter? You're talk to a dummy?' 480 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:42,745 What are you trying to do? Make a fool out of me? 481 00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:44,070 I'm waiting for you.. 482 00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:49,709 Hey, Mrs. Master's coming, say thanks to her. 483 00:19:49,776 --> 00:19:51,377 - 'Come on.' - 'Alright, alright.' 484 00:19:51,444 --> 00:19:52,645 - Thanks. - It's alright. 485 00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:53,713 That's all? Thanks? 486 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,081 She do so much for you. 487 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:56,358 Well, what do you want me to do? Curtsy? 488 00:19:56,382 --> 00:19:57,550 It isn't necessary, Gabriel. 489 00:19:57,617 --> 00:19:58,727 I know how you feel, but you will 490 00:19:58,751 --> 00:20:00,019 try to behave, won't you? 491 00:20:00,086 --> 00:20:01,754 Well, I'll try to be more careful. 492 00:20:04,524 --> 00:20:05,964 I have to drive to the station, dear. 493 00:20:06,025 --> 00:20:07,994 I've six cartons of sample dresses from New York 494 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:09,638 waiting for me, and a trunk full of woolens. 495 00:20:09,662 --> 00:20:11,664 Go help her, show your gratitude. 496 00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:13,733 Six cartons and a trunk, I'm not that grateful. 497 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,502 See you at home, Manny. 498 00:20:15,568 --> 00:20:16,869 No respect. 499 00:20:17,504 --> 00:20:18,605 Thank you. 500 00:20:18,671 --> 00:20:20,807 If you don't mind, I like to help you. 501 00:20:20,873 --> 00:20:22,441 Oh, that's very kind of you, Manuel. 502 00:20:22,509 --> 00:20:23,910 You can squeeze in, darling? 503 00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:25,654 Oh, that's alright, mother, it might be crowded. 504 00:20:25,678 --> 00:20:27,113 - I'll just walk. - 'Alright, dear.' 505 00:20:27,179 --> 00:20:29,048 'See you at home later. Come in, Manuel.' 506 00:20:29,115 --> 00:20:30,149 Thank you. 507 00:20:31,918 --> 00:20:33,686 - Bye-bye, mother. - 'Bye.' 508 00:20:41,861 --> 00:20:43,763 - On the cuff. - Huh? 509 00:20:55,307 --> 00:20:56,307 On the other cuff. 510 00:20:57,476 --> 00:20:58,678 I cannot carry all the time. 511 00:20:58,745 --> 00:21:00,513 Uh, your quality is slipping. 512 00:21:02,081 --> 00:21:03,750 Here, have some peanuts. 513 00:21:04,584 --> 00:21:06,152 Don't worry, I'll pay for 'em. 514 00:21:07,787 --> 00:21:09,088 It's hot. 515 00:21:10,990 --> 00:21:12,559 Mother forgot to introduce us. 516 00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,494 - I'm Buff Masters. - Buff. What a name? 517 00:21:15,562 --> 00:21:16,929 No wonder she didn't introduce us. 518 00:21:18,164 --> 00:21:19,431 Oh, it's hot. 519 00:21:19,498 --> 00:21:21,300 And these peanuts are making me thirsty. 520 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:22,735 Well, I can go for a beer. 521 00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:25,271 How old are you? 522 00:21:25,337 --> 00:21:26,773 Guess. 523 00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:28,340 Old enough for a beer. 524 00:21:28,407 --> 00:21:29,809 Is that an invitation? 525 00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:31,611 No. 526 00:21:33,212 --> 00:21:35,114 Then, um.. 527 00:21:35,181 --> 00:21:37,349 Would you be interested in buying a piece of ivory 528 00:21:37,416 --> 00:21:39,285 chipped from one of Moby Dick's teeth? 529 00:21:39,351 --> 00:21:40,596 I'll, uh, tell you what I'll do is 530 00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:41,730 I'll let you have it for a bargain. 531 00:21:41,754 --> 00:21:43,222 Not interested in bargains. 532 00:21:43,289 --> 00:21:45,200 You mustn't take that judge too seriously, you know? 533 00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:46,569 There are a lot of people who believe that 534 00:21:46,593 --> 00:21:47,960 Moby Dick actually lived. 535 00:21:48,027 --> 00:21:49,762 - I'm not one of 'em. - I see. 536 00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:52,231 Would you like to buy me a beer? 537 00:21:54,466 --> 00:21:56,035 - Are you serious? - I'm thirsty. 538 00:21:57,937 --> 00:21:59,972 Alright, I'll stake you the one beer. 539 00:22:00,039 --> 00:22:01,708 We'll let time take care of that. 540 00:22:04,443 --> 00:22:05,954 This place has lot's of atmosphere, hasn't it? 541 00:22:05,978 --> 00:22:07,647 You mean, it's dirty, don't you? 542 00:22:07,714 --> 00:22:09,448 Hey, you, how about that dough? 543 00:22:09,515 --> 00:22:12,184 Keep your shirt on. This time it's not on the cuff. 544 00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:13,552 Here, sit here. 545 00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:16,589 I'm thirsty, aren't you? 546 00:22:17,556 --> 00:22:18,791 'Hey, Joe?' 547 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,795 - What do you want? - Two beers. 548 00:22:22,862 --> 00:22:24,607 - Mike says "nope." - What do you mean "nope?" 549 00:22:24,631 --> 00:22:26,098 I told him, I'm payin' for it cash. 550 00:22:26,165 --> 00:22:28,205 Mike says, "Until he pays me the buck 20, he owes me 551 00:22:28,234 --> 00:22:30,145 we don't even serve rat poison to that dirty little--" 552 00:22:30,169 --> 00:22:32,138 Hey, is that the way to talk in front of a lady? 553 00:22:32,204 --> 00:22:34,741 He didn't say it in front of a lady. 554 00:22:34,807 --> 00:22:38,444 Alright, alright. Gee, I could've used that beer. 555 00:22:38,510 --> 00:22:40,179 Well, let's get goin'. 556 00:22:40,246 --> 00:22:42,324 If you don't mind, just a loan, I have some change on me. 557 00:22:42,348 --> 00:22:43,582 Oh, just a minute. 558 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,084 How much does he owe you? 559 00:22:45,151 --> 00:22:46,185 A dollar twenty. 560 00:22:46,252 --> 00:22:47,763 You know, your chances of never getting 561 00:22:47,787 --> 00:22:49,255 your money back are very bright. 562 00:22:49,321 --> 00:22:50,456 I'll risk it. 563 00:22:50,522 --> 00:22:52,692 And, uh, 30 cents for the beers. 564 00:22:53,525 --> 00:22:55,695 Alright, Joe, two big beers. 565 00:22:55,762 --> 00:22:58,130 You'll get them. Two beers. 566 00:22:58,197 --> 00:23:01,267 Say, could you go for something to eat? 567 00:23:01,333 --> 00:23:02,534 Afraid it'll spoil my dinner. 568 00:23:02,601 --> 00:23:04,536 I might as well have my dinner now. 569 00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:06,939 Save me a trip home. Hey, Joe. 570 00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:08,474 Bring me a lettuce and tomato on rye 571 00:23:08,540 --> 00:23:10,018 and none of that mayonnaise or any kind of dressing. 572 00:23:10,042 --> 00:23:11,711 Bring it to me naked and unashamed. 573 00:23:11,778 --> 00:23:13,646 That will be fifteen cents more. 574 00:23:15,514 --> 00:23:17,516 Alright, bring on the beers, will you? 575 00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:18,951 Keep you shirt on. 576 00:23:20,787 --> 00:23:21,988 Two beers. 577 00:23:23,756 --> 00:23:25,858 This may have a hollow sound of 1939 578 00:23:25,925 --> 00:23:27,369 but this will be my first glass of beer. 579 00:23:27,393 --> 00:23:28,971 Well, don't let me lead you astray, you know 580 00:23:28,995 --> 00:23:30,505 there might be a glass of milk in the joint. 581 00:23:30,529 --> 00:23:32,031 Stranger things have happen. 582 00:23:32,098 --> 00:23:35,501 Never mind, Joe probably has enough trouble as it is. 583 00:23:35,567 --> 00:23:37,569 By the way, when you're not selling 584 00:23:37,636 --> 00:23:39,672 chunks of Moby Dick, what do you do? 585 00:23:39,739 --> 00:23:40,973 Nothing. 586 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,075 Your father's a fisherman, don't you help him? 587 00:23:43,142 --> 00:23:44,911 Oh, I go out on pop's boat once in a while 588 00:23:44,977 --> 00:23:47,413 but, um, mostly in an advisory capacity. 589 00:23:48,547 --> 00:23:49,949 Don't you like work? 590 00:23:50,016 --> 00:23:51,784 Well, personally, never having really worked 591 00:23:51,851 --> 00:23:53,686 I can't say whether I like it or dislike it. 592 00:23:53,753 --> 00:23:55,154 But I know people who work.. 593 00:23:55,221 --> 00:23:57,824 ...and their reports on it are not so very good. 594 00:23:57,890 --> 00:23:59,425 Now, that's a fine attitude. 595 00:23:59,491 --> 00:24:02,094 If everyone felt that way, what would happen to this world? 596 00:24:02,161 --> 00:24:04,563 How would things get done? Who'd build our bridges? 597 00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:06,933 I'm of the opinion we have enough bridges. 598 00:24:06,999 --> 00:24:08,911 Well, who'd sail the seas? Who'd run the railroads? 599 00:24:08,935 --> 00:24:10,169 Don't worry about it, in time 600 00:24:10,236 --> 00:24:12,604 everything will be run by electricity. 601 00:24:12,671 --> 00:24:14,473 Well, who'd push the buttons? 602 00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:16,608 There you got me. 603 00:24:16,675 --> 00:24:18,677 - Here you are. - Got a cigarette, Joe? 604 00:24:18,745 --> 00:24:21,213 Yeah, plenty of 'em. Fifteen cents a package. 605 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,950 - Oh, I've got some. - Thanks. 606 00:24:24,016 --> 00:24:27,854 Go away. Your spirit of commercialism is a bar to me. 607 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:29,655 That's slaying a language, ain't it? 608 00:24:29,722 --> 00:24:30,966 You wouldn't think I hardly finished 609 00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,234 two years of high school, would ya? 610 00:24:32,258 --> 00:24:34,727 Yes, I would. The word is abhorrent. 611 00:24:34,794 --> 00:24:36,595 Well, I work by the law of averages 612 00:24:36,662 --> 00:24:38,564 I get most of 'em right. 613 00:24:38,630 --> 00:24:40,532 - You still very thirsty? - Yup. 614 00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:41,777 Then, I won't deprive you of this. 615 00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:42,969 Thanks. 616 00:24:44,036 --> 00:24:45,237 'Boy, that's a pip.' 617 00:24:45,304 --> 00:24:47,406 That's too tough, Bill. You can't make it. 618 00:24:47,473 --> 00:24:48,775 Yeah, I guess not. 619 00:24:51,277 --> 00:24:52,444 Can't be done. 620 00:24:54,847 --> 00:24:56,158 Yeah, it's right behind the eight-ball. 621 00:24:56,182 --> 00:24:57,850 What's so tough about it? 622 00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,618 Oh, you think you can make it, eh? 623 00:24:59,685 --> 00:25:00,719 With a broom handle. 624 00:25:00,787 --> 00:25:02,121 For how much? 625 00:25:02,188 --> 00:25:03,890 Let's see. How much do I owe you? 626 00:25:03,956 --> 00:25:05,167 A buck 20, 30 cents for the beer 627 00:25:05,191 --> 00:25:06,759 fifteen for the sandwich, a dime tip. 628 00:25:06,826 --> 00:25:08,660 All in all a buck 75. 629 00:25:08,727 --> 00:25:10,129 A buck 75 says I can do it. 630 00:25:10,196 --> 00:25:12,965 - Okay, it's a bet. - Alright. Here, hold this. 631 00:25:13,032 --> 00:25:15,067 In 10 seconds I'll pay you back what I owe you. 632 00:25:23,509 --> 00:25:25,912 God, boys, don't crowd me, you're crampin' my style. 633 00:25:34,854 --> 00:25:36,155 'Some pool shark.' 634 00:25:36,222 --> 00:25:38,524 How about the dough, wise guy? 635 00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:40,059 Don't get panicky. 636 00:25:43,129 --> 00:25:45,264 - Thanks, lady. - 'Thanks, sister.' 637 00:25:55,875 --> 00:25:57,743 We're home. Thanks for walking me back. 638 00:25:57,810 --> 00:25:59,378 Hmm, not exactly a flap joint. 639 00:25:59,445 --> 00:26:01,380 It's very thoughtful of your mother to be rich. 640 00:26:01,447 --> 00:26:03,816 We're not rich at all. Mother's just a working girl. 641 00:26:03,883 --> 00:26:05,952 Designs dresses. House belongs to a friend. 642 00:26:06,018 --> 00:26:07,619 Yeah, who comes with the house? 643 00:26:07,686 --> 00:26:08,888 My mother, and three sisters. 644 00:26:08,955 --> 00:26:11,190 Hmm, no boys, four girls. 645 00:26:11,257 --> 00:26:13,960 Very bad planning if you ask me. 646 00:26:14,026 --> 00:26:17,263 Well, I've had a lovely and expensive afternoon. 647 00:26:17,329 --> 00:26:18,865 Thanks a lot. 648 00:26:18,931 --> 00:26:20,566 You're doing anything particular tonight? 649 00:26:20,632 --> 00:26:22,601 I never plan that far ahead. 650 00:26:22,668 --> 00:26:24,971 Well, why don't you drop around? We might go someplace. 651 00:26:25,037 --> 00:26:26,472 Can you afford it? 652 00:26:26,538 --> 00:26:28,740 I can always float a loan from my sisters. 653 00:26:28,807 --> 00:26:31,177 Well, I may be around, I may not. 654 00:26:31,243 --> 00:26:33,145 Who knows? You're good-looking kid. 655 00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:35,514 But, uh, don't count on it. 656 00:26:35,581 --> 00:26:37,183 - So long. - Goodbye. 657 00:26:41,087 --> 00:26:42,354 Hurry, the patient's ready. 658 00:26:42,421 --> 00:26:44,991 And so is the lord high executioner. 659 00:26:45,057 --> 00:26:46,634 - Careful, don't hurt him. - Leave it to me. 660 00:26:46,658 --> 00:26:48,027 - Hey. - Huh? 661 00:26:48,094 --> 00:26:49,595 Try and talk him into a hair tonic 662 00:26:49,661 --> 00:26:50,963 he surely needs one. 663 00:26:51,030 --> 00:26:52,831 I found a gray hair. 664 00:26:52,899 --> 00:26:54,433 You, why there.. 665 00:26:56,235 --> 00:26:57,712 Alright, take it easy, Sam, it's not gonna hurt a bit. 666 00:26:57,736 --> 00:26:58,914 No, it's really not gonna hurt. 667 00:26:58,938 --> 00:27:01,908 - Easy. - 'I'll fix you up. Yes I will.' 668 00:27:01,974 --> 00:27:03,142 How's business, Sam? 669 00:27:03,209 --> 00:27:05,044 Well, it's pretty bad. 670 00:27:05,111 --> 00:27:07,055 But not so bad, but I-I can still afford to go down 671 00:27:07,079 --> 00:27:08,690 to the village and have a barber shave me. 672 00:27:08,714 --> 00:27:10,616 You can't afford three barbers. 673 00:27:10,682 --> 00:27:11,817 Once over lightly. 674 00:27:11,884 --> 00:27:13,552 Do this, Sam. Like this. 675 00:27:13,619 --> 00:27:14,753 - Yeah. - Uh-huh. 676 00:27:14,820 --> 00:27:15,988 How's that? 677 00:27:22,161 --> 00:27:23,996 Oh, for heaven's sakes. What's going on? 678 00:27:24,063 --> 00:27:25,697 Sam showed up with a two-day's growth. 679 00:27:25,764 --> 00:27:26,774 Dinner was almost ready, so we thought 680 00:27:26,798 --> 00:27:27,967 we'd save time and money. 681 00:27:28,034 --> 00:27:30,169 And he doesn't seem to be appreciating it. 682 00:27:30,236 --> 00:27:31,737 Congratulations, darling. 683 00:27:31,803 --> 00:27:34,806 You're marrying into a wonderful family. Good luck. 684 00:27:34,873 --> 00:27:36,875 - Thanks, Buff. - Oh, mother. 685 00:27:36,943 --> 00:27:38,610 You really introduced me to a character. 686 00:27:38,677 --> 00:27:40,246 Later, go wash the lather off your face. 687 00:27:40,312 --> 00:27:41,680 We're going to eat in a minute. 688 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,615 Okay, but I want to tell you about him later. 689 00:27:44,716 --> 00:27:45,985 Hey! Hey! Hey! 690 00:27:46,052 --> 00:27:47,253 That hot water's for my dishes. 691 00:27:47,319 --> 00:27:48,854 This towel is for Sam's face. 692 00:27:48,921 --> 00:27:50,265 These dishes have been in the family 693 00:27:50,289 --> 00:27:51,991 much longer than Sam's face. 694 00:27:52,058 --> 00:27:54,026 Oh, I beg your pardon, Mr. Sloane. 695 00:27:54,093 --> 00:27:55,995 Oh. Ouch. 696 00:28:04,636 --> 00:28:06,572 You see what you're letting yourself in for, Sam. 697 00:28:06,638 --> 00:28:08,540 It's not too late. I won't hold you to it. 698 00:28:08,607 --> 00:28:10,076 No, I won't back out. 699 00:28:10,142 --> 00:28:12,311 The first thing I'm gonna do is get an electric razor. 700 00:28:13,579 --> 00:28:16,315 We'll send them all to a reformatory. 701 00:28:16,382 --> 00:28:18,817 Ouch! See what those girls have done. 702 00:28:18,884 --> 00:28:20,519 Even a kiss hurts. 703 00:28:20,586 --> 00:28:23,389 - Dinner's ready! - Ooh! I'm starved. 704 00:28:23,455 --> 00:28:24,556 Ooh! 705 00:28:24,623 --> 00:28:26,601 Wait, first to the dinner table, last at the alter. 706 00:28:26,625 --> 00:28:29,128 That's an old saying, I just invented it. 707 00:28:29,195 --> 00:28:31,130 I've been waiting a long time for this day. 708 00:28:31,930 --> 00:28:33,199 Sam. 709 00:28:33,265 --> 00:28:34,309 For 12 years, Nan, I thought I loved you 710 00:28:34,333 --> 00:28:35,834 but I never realized until today 711 00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:37,536 how much you really mean to me. 712 00:28:37,603 --> 00:28:38,971 I'm glad, Sam. 713 00:28:39,038 --> 00:28:42,641 As a businessman would phrase it, I love you as of today. 714 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:43,809 Ouch. 715 00:28:43,875 --> 00:28:45,287 Well, you have to take it on the chin. 716 00:28:45,311 --> 00:28:46,312 Oh, Nan. 717 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:49,848 Since it's only a matter of a few weeks 718 00:28:49,915 --> 00:28:51,050 I think Sam should start 719 00:28:51,117 --> 00:28:52,751 sitting at the head of the table. 720 00:28:52,818 --> 00:28:53,885 Oh, do you really? 721 00:28:53,952 --> 00:28:55,487 Mm-hmm. 722 00:28:55,554 --> 00:28:57,123 Well, thank you, girls. 723 00:28:57,189 --> 00:28:58,790 Very kind of you. 724 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:03,195 Quite large. 725 00:29:03,262 --> 00:29:04,439 You're not superstitious, are you? 726 00:29:04,463 --> 00:29:06,265 - We don't mind. - Oh, no, no. 727 00:29:06,332 --> 00:29:08,476 If it's the neighbors you're afraid of we'll draw the blinds. 728 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,902 No, it'll give them something to talk about. 729 00:29:10,969 --> 00:29:13,505 Alright, we'll let them see who's the head of the family. 730 00:29:14,506 --> 00:29:17,143 'Oh, Mrs. Masters!' 731 00:29:17,809 --> 00:29:19,245 Mrs. Masters, it's.. 732 00:29:19,311 --> 00:29:20,612 Penny, what is it? 733 00:29:20,679 --> 00:29:21,847 It's.. 734 00:29:21,913 --> 00:29:23,215 He's here. 735 00:29:34,060 --> 00:29:35,261 Hello, Nan. 736 00:29:36,728 --> 00:29:38,164 Jim. 737 00:29:38,230 --> 00:29:39,865 I'm annoyed with you, Nan. 738 00:29:39,931 --> 00:29:43,235 Here I am, lot's of gray, more than my shirt has wrinkles. 739 00:29:43,302 --> 00:29:45,604 You, you're as young as ever. 740 00:29:45,671 --> 00:29:47,339 You fought off age 741 00:29:47,406 --> 00:29:49,775 refused to recognize time. 742 00:29:49,841 --> 00:29:50,842 You always were stubborn. 743 00:29:52,478 --> 00:29:55,147 Now, without turning, I recognized that vocal acidity 744 00:29:55,214 --> 00:29:58,617 has the property of our beloved and beautiful Penny. 745 00:29:58,684 --> 00:29:59,751 Same old bunk. 746 00:30:01,687 --> 00:30:03,455 Why didn't you let us know you were coming? 747 00:30:04,923 --> 00:30:07,459 Why didn't you write? 748 00:30:13,199 --> 00:30:14,833 You must be Linda? 749 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,835 No, I'm Cora. 750 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:19,671 - Hello, Cora. - Hello. 751 00:30:21,307 --> 00:30:23,008 And of course you're Tinka. 752 00:30:23,075 --> 00:30:25,411 I'm Linda. 753 00:30:27,946 --> 00:30:29,081 Buff? 754 00:30:29,148 --> 00:30:31,117 Tinka. 755 00:30:31,183 --> 00:30:33,185 Tinka? 756 00:30:38,023 --> 00:30:41,293 - You're easy. You're-- - Yes, I'm Buff. 757 00:30:45,364 --> 00:30:46,498 Hello. 758 00:30:47,899 --> 00:30:51,036 I didn't know we had a son. 759 00:30:51,103 --> 00:30:52,904 Jim, this is Sam Sloane. 760 00:30:52,971 --> 00:30:54,072 Glad to know you, Sam. 761 00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:55,941 How do you do? 762 00:30:56,007 --> 00:30:58,710 Sam and I are going to be married in a few weeks. 763 00:30:58,777 --> 00:31:01,480 Oh, are you? That's fine. 764 00:31:01,547 --> 00:31:03,782 You're doing very well too, Nan. 765 00:31:03,849 --> 00:31:05,026 You're at least vice president 766 00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:06,494 of the Chamber of Commerce, aren't you? 767 00:31:06,518 --> 00:31:08,920 - Secretary. - Why, even better. 768 00:31:08,987 --> 00:31:12,090 Of course, Elk, Shriner, Givares. Better Business Bureau. 769 00:31:12,158 --> 00:31:13,692 Yes, of course. 770 00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:15,437 You're chairman of the membership committee 771 00:31:15,461 --> 00:31:17,095 of the Country Club, no doubt. 772 00:31:17,163 --> 00:31:19,398 I founded the Country Club. 773 00:31:19,465 --> 00:31:22,067 I suppose you know what you're doing. 774 00:31:22,134 --> 00:31:24,170 Excuse me. 775 00:31:26,172 --> 00:31:28,207 - Shall we have dinner? - Yes. 776 00:31:28,274 --> 00:31:31,477 Yes, of course. Let's sit down. 777 00:31:34,413 --> 00:31:37,783 Oh, uh, Penny, set a place for Mister.. 778 00:31:37,849 --> 00:31:39,685 Sloane. 779 00:31:39,751 --> 00:31:41,720 Mr. Sloane. 780 00:31:46,124 --> 00:31:47,459 Thank you. 781 00:32:09,248 --> 00:32:12,318 Let's not make it more difficult. 782 00:32:12,384 --> 00:32:14,152 Well, that fire looks good, doesn't it? 783 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:17,956 - Rocking chair, Sam. - Thanks. 784 00:32:22,461 --> 00:32:24,863 - Smoke? - Well, thank you, Buff. 785 00:32:24,930 --> 00:32:28,200 - Tobacco? - Hey, lot's of service.. 786 00:32:31,770 --> 00:32:35,774 - Ouch. - 'Did you make it, dear?' 787 00:32:35,841 --> 00:32:39,545 Fine dinner, Nan. I enjoyed that roast. 788 00:32:39,611 --> 00:32:41,647 You know, it reminds me of a roast I once fed 789 00:32:41,713 --> 00:32:45,050 to an old cannibal chief in the Solomon Islands. 790 00:32:45,116 --> 00:32:47,219 Had a remarkable effect on the old boy. 791 00:32:47,286 --> 00:32:48,554 Say, I made that dessert. 792 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:50,155 Made a vegetarian out of him. 793 00:32:56,795 --> 00:32:58,063 Will you have a liquor? 794 00:32:58,129 --> 00:32:59,289 Thank you. That would be nice. 795 00:32:59,331 --> 00:33:00,666 Thank you. 796 00:33:04,135 --> 00:33:05,837 Penny, a liquor for Mr. Sloane. 797 00:33:08,039 --> 00:33:09,741 Are you sure you're in love? 798 00:33:09,808 --> 00:33:12,210 Of course, I am. What makes you think I'm not? 799 00:33:12,278 --> 00:33:15,213 Well, you ate an enormous meal. 800 00:33:15,281 --> 00:33:16,815 Thank you, Penny. 801 00:33:21,119 --> 00:33:24,323 I hate to throw that cigarette away, it's almost whole. 802 00:33:34,366 --> 00:33:36,335 Isn't that a pretty family picture? 803 00:33:36,402 --> 00:33:37,712 Wish they had invited us to dinner. 804 00:33:37,736 --> 00:33:38,870 Yeah. 805 00:33:40,306 --> 00:33:42,173 - Hello, George. - Hello, dear. 806 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,843 Oh, such a beautiful flowers, George you shouldn't have done-- 807 00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:46,578 I walked down, I didn't take a cab 808 00:33:46,645 --> 00:33:48,447 so the budget isn't affected. 809 00:33:48,514 --> 00:33:50,516 - Hello. - Hello, Bill dear. Come in. 810 00:33:50,582 --> 00:33:52,551 Cora, Tinka, here comes your bigamist. 811 00:33:52,618 --> 00:33:54,396 I wish I could make up my mind about those two. 812 00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:55,754 They're both so beautiful. 813 00:33:55,821 --> 00:33:57,299 Why don't you have them draw straws for ya? 814 00:33:57,323 --> 00:33:58,557 - That's a good idea. - Oh. 815 00:33:58,624 --> 00:33:59,858 - Look out. - Hello. 816 00:33:59,925 --> 00:34:01,365 - Oh, hello, darling. - Good evening. 817 00:34:01,427 --> 00:34:02,728 - Good evening. - Hello, Eddie. 818 00:34:02,794 --> 00:34:04,763 - Hello, George. - How are you, Mr. Sloane? 819 00:34:04,830 --> 00:34:06,173 - How do you do, Mr. Sloane? - Hello, Eddie. 820 00:34:06,197 --> 00:34:07,733 - How are you? - Fine. 821 00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:09,868 - Oh, no! - Oh, no, you don't.. 822 00:34:09,935 --> 00:34:11,102 Excuse me, I'm sorry. 823 00:34:11,169 --> 00:34:13,038 I'm afraid not here either. 824 00:34:13,104 --> 00:34:14,272 I beg your pardon. 825 00:34:17,976 --> 00:34:20,121 Is life guarding getting you in trim for football, Eddie. 826 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:22,648 Yes, sir, Mr. Sloane. I'm as hard as rock. 827 00:34:22,714 --> 00:34:24,383 I ought to make the team next fall if-- 828 00:34:24,450 --> 00:34:25,617 If you don't drown first. 829 00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:27,619 Yeah. 830 00:34:27,686 --> 00:34:30,088 - Tinker, you're beautiful. - Say it to Cora. 831 00:34:30,155 --> 00:34:33,459 - Y-you are too-- - I won't play second fiddle. 832 00:34:33,525 --> 00:34:35,727 I wish I could make up my mind. 833 00:34:38,129 --> 00:34:39,264 How's business, George? 834 00:34:39,331 --> 00:34:40,932 No good. Not so good. 835 00:34:40,999 --> 00:34:43,101 We've changed the name to Refuse Receptacles. 836 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:44,470 We've streamlined them 837 00:34:44,536 --> 00:34:47,506 and we still can't sell those darn garbage cans. 838 00:34:47,573 --> 00:34:49,216 I'm afraid you're a little ahead of your time. 839 00:34:49,240 --> 00:34:50,609 Yeah, I guess, I guess I am. 840 00:34:50,676 --> 00:34:51,719 If you're in town early next week 841 00:34:51,743 --> 00:34:52,911 George, drop in and see me. 842 00:34:52,978 --> 00:34:54,589 I may have something to talk to you about. 843 00:34:54,613 --> 00:34:58,049 Well, thank you, Mr. Sloane. Did you hear that? 844 00:34:58,116 --> 00:35:00,018 You think Sam looks different? 845 00:35:00,085 --> 00:35:02,454 Well, I think Mr. Sloane looks fine. 846 00:35:02,521 --> 00:35:05,824 He shouldn't, I'm gonna marry him in a few weeks. 847 00:35:05,891 --> 00:35:08,594 - Congratulations, Mr. Sloane. - Thank you, George. 848 00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:10,629 It's too bad we can't make it a double wedding 849 00:35:10,696 --> 00:35:12,698 maybe we'll get a rate from the minister. 850 00:35:12,764 --> 00:35:14,500 Quit talking like a husband already. 851 00:35:14,566 --> 00:35:15,967 'A rate's a rate.' 852 00:35:39,324 --> 00:35:42,093 You know, when a father is neglected in certain sections 853 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,363 of Malay, he collects a dozen human skulls and bangs on 854 00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:49,000 them with the jaw bones of asses to attract attention to himself. 855 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:52,804 I find turning on the radio much more sensible. 856 00:35:52,871 --> 00:35:56,041 Boys, I'd like you to meet a former member of the firm. 857 00:35:56,107 --> 00:36:00,145 Jim Masters. Father of the girls and my ex-husband. 858 00:36:00,211 --> 00:36:03,882 Well, I'm very happy to meet you, sir. I.. 859 00:36:03,949 --> 00:36:05,083 How do you do? 860 00:36:07,085 --> 00:36:08,186 I've heard about you. 861 00:36:08,253 --> 00:36:10,722 You have? I see. 862 00:36:10,789 --> 00:36:12,090 And have you reached a verdict? 863 00:36:12,157 --> 00:36:14,860 Yes, I have. I think.. 864 00:36:14,926 --> 00:36:16,394 Never mind. 865 00:36:16,462 --> 00:36:18,864 I'll be quiet again. 866 00:36:30,241 --> 00:36:31,943 Stuffy in here, isn't? 867 00:36:32,010 --> 00:36:34,412 It is a little. 868 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,982 - Hi. - Hello, honey. 869 00:36:37,649 --> 00:36:39,184 Hello, Johnny. 870 00:36:39,250 --> 00:36:41,887 Let that be a warning to you, mother, never open doors. 871 00:36:41,953 --> 00:36:44,422 Well, looks like Town Hall tonight. Hi, Mr. Sloane. 872 00:36:44,490 --> 00:36:46,224 - Glad to see you. - Hello, Johnny. 873 00:36:46,291 --> 00:36:47,759 - Hi, Johnny. - Hi, Johnny. 874 00:36:47,826 --> 00:36:49,928 Nobody offer him a chair maybe he'll leave. 875 00:36:49,995 --> 00:36:52,230 It's alright, folks, I'll sit at her feet. 876 00:36:52,297 --> 00:36:53,732 How is Cory in her part? 877 00:36:53,799 --> 00:36:56,267 Not bad, for a girl who talks through her nose. 878 00:36:56,334 --> 00:36:58,704 I breathe through my nose, why shouldn't I talk through it? 879 00:36:58,770 --> 00:37:00,882 Yes, a dramatic school in New York will take care of that. 880 00:37:00,906 --> 00:37:02,608 My opinion, however, Buff is really 881 00:37:02,674 --> 00:37:03,685 the actress in this family. 882 00:37:03,709 --> 00:37:04,876 Really? 883 00:37:04,943 --> 00:37:05,877 Yes, indeed. 884 00:37:05,944 --> 00:37:07,445 Her pretending not to care for me 885 00:37:07,513 --> 00:37:10,081 is one of the best pieces of acting I've this season. 886 00:37:10,148 --> 00:37:11,917 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 887 00:37:17,088 --> 00:37:23,729 * My body lies over the ocean * 888 00:37:23,795 --> 00:37:25,130 * My body.. ** 889 00:37:27,232 --> 00:37:29,535 Johnny, I'd like you to meet my former husband. 890 00:37:29,601 --> 00:37:31,002 'Jim Masters.' 891 00:37:31,069 --> 00:37:33,304 - Very glad to know you, sir. - Holy smoke! 892 00:37:33,371 --> 00:37:37,108 You mean he abandoned you, the whole lot of you, what.. 893 00:37:37,175 --> 00:37:38,744 Well, it's out. 894 00:37:38,810 --> 00:37:41,647 I might as well make this a public confession. 895 00:37:41,713 --> 00:37:44,049 A little less than 20 years ago, I had the bad taste 896 00:37:44,115 --> 00:37:47,686 and the poor judgment to leave my family and roam the world. 897 00:37:47,753 --> 00:37:50,789 Just up and walked out on 'em, huh? 898 00:37:50,856 --> 00:37:54,259 Deserted his wife and children? 899 00:37:54,325 --> 00:37:56,261 Why, that's wonderful. 900 00:37:56,327 --> 00:37:59,631 Well, a perfectly marvelous character for a play. 901 00:37:59,698 --> 00:38:02,167 I'm very glad to know you, sir. 902 00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:03,802 Well, I'm happy to know you. 903 00:38:03,869 --> 00:38:06,004 Come to think of it, there might be a play on me. 904 00:38:06,071 --> 00:38:07,505 I wouldn't care to see it of course. 905 00:38:07,573 --> 00:38:09,007 Do you mind if I study you closely? 906 00:38:09,074 --> 00:38:11,442 Oh, not at all, you'll find me a fascinating subject. 907 00:38:11,509 --> 00:38:12,854 Thanks, I'll start thinking right away. 908 00:38:12,878 --> 00:38:15,647 Oh, don't, don't do anything drastic on my account. 909 00:38:17,749 --> 00:38:20,418 Buff, why don't you and Johnny take a walk on the beach. 910 00:38:20,485 --> 00:38:22,387 Well, that would be a waste of time for Johnny. 911 00:38:22,453 --> 00:38:23,453 There's no play in me. 912 00:38:23,488 --> 00:38:24,823 Someday there will be. 913 00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:26,925 Wives of great man are always good material. 914 00:38:26,992 --> 00:38:28,326 Why don't you run along, Johnny? 915 00:38:28,393 --> 00:38:31,096 I think I've got a sort of a date...I think. 916 00:38:31,162 --> 00:38:33,599 I'll tell you what. Let's go down to the village and dance. 917 00:38:33,665 --> 00:38:35,376 How about it, George? We'll have a swell time. 918 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,235 - Yeah. - Let's go. 919 00:38:37,302 --> 00:38:39,537 I, uh, kind of thought, we'd spend the evening at home. 920 00:38:39,605 --> 00:38:41,139 You know, we'll go easy on the budget. 921 00:38:41,206 --> 00:38:43,274 Oh, there's no tax on fresh air. 922 00:38:43,341 --> 00:38:44,819 Come on, Tinka. We'll take Eddie. While one talks.. 923 00:38:44,843 --> 00:38:46,087 The other sleeps. 924 00:38:46,111 --> 00:38:47,579 Of course, this makes me very happy. 925 00:38:47,646 --> 00:38:49,781 - 'Goodbye, mother.' - Have a good time. 926 00:38:49,848 --> 00:38:51,482 Oh, girls, I think he needs a shave. 927 00:38:51,549 --> 00:38:54,786 - Not again? - No, no, no. 928 00:38:54,853 --> 00:38:57,388 Not until I'm legally in the family. 929 00:38:57,455 --> 00:38:58,957 Come on now. Come on now. 930 00:39:02,460 --> 00:39:04,029 'Come on.' 931 00:39:04,095 --> 00:39:07,165 I don't want to be fatherly, girls, but don't be late. 932 00:39:07,232 --> 00:39:09,868 What do you think, shall we take a cab up there or shall we walk? 933 00:39:09,935 --> 00:39:11,837 What do you say we all walk? 934 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:23,815 Say, what do you mean, you have a sort of a date, with whom? 935 00:39:23,882 --> 00:39:25,550 With uh, sort of a person. 936 00:39:25,617 --> 00:39:28,519 I'm afraid I'll have to ask my future wife to be more specific. 937 00:39:28,586 --> 00:39:29,688 Now, be a good boy, Johnny. 938 00:39:29,755 --> 00:39:31,389 Run along home and fix your second act. 939 00:39:31,456 --> 00:39:32,456 It's fixed. 940 00:39:32,490 --> 00:39:33,792 I hear your third act's weak. 941 00:39:33,859 --> 00:39:35,560 What third act isn't? 942 00:39:35,627 --> 00:39:37,829 I wonder what time it is. 943 00:39:37,896 --> 00:39:39,898 Maybe he meant sort of another evening, huh? 944 00:39:39,965 --> 00:39:41,566 Maybe he did. 945 00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:43,401 There's a dance in the village. 946 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:45,737 - You can't dance. - Oh, it's a ten minute walk. 947 00:39:45,804 --> 00:39:47,238 You can teach me the fundamentals. 948 00:39:47,305 --> 00:39:48,674 Come on, be a good sport. 949 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:51,442 Okay. One date's as bad as another. 950 00:39:51,509 --> 00:39:53,044 - So long, mother. - Goodnight. 951 00:39:53,111 --> 00:39:54,746 I won't let it spoil my evening. 952 00:39:54,813 --> 00:39:56,791 Now, remember, Johnny, the first essential in dancing 953 00:39:56,815 --> 00:39:58,216 is never to step on a lady's foot. 954 00:40:01,052 --> 00:40:04,055 You've done a swell job with them, Nan. 955 00:40:04,122 --> 00:40:05,590 Thanks. 956 00:40:05,657 --> 00:40:08,459 - Uh, I'd like-- - 'Nan.' 957 00:40:08,526 --> 00:40:10,595 I, uh.. 958 00:40:10,662 --> 00:40:12,163 ...promised the judge that we'd go 959 00:40:12,230 --> 00:40:13,732 and talk a little business tonight. 960 00:40:13,799 --> 00:40:15,342 I'm sure his wife will enjoy your company. 961 00:40:15,366 --> 00:40:16,501 I'm ready. 962 00:40:16,567 --> 00:40:17,969 While we're in town shall we engage 963 00:40:18,036 --> 00:40:19,437 a room for you at the inn? 964 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,572 I'm a little tired of inns. 965 00:40:21,639 --> 00:40:23,508 I thought that perhaps.. 966 00:40:23,574 --> 00:40:25,243 ...there might be.. 967 00:40:25,310 --> 00:40:27,512 You're welcome to the couch for a day or so. 968 00:40:27,578 --> 00:40:29,815 Well, thanks, Nan. Thanks a lot. 969 00:40:30,849 --> 00:40:33,151 - Shall we go? - See you later. 970 00:41:53,264 --> 00:41:54,432 Good evening. 971 00:41:54,499 --> 00:41:56,267 Hello. Who are you? 972 00:41:56,334 --> 00:41:57,202 Huh? 973 00:41:57,268 --> 00:41:58,870 Well, she said something to me 974 00:41:58,937 --> 00:42:01,306 about her old lady and three or four sisters 975 00:42:01,372 --> 00:42:03,041 but she didn't mention an old man. 976 00:42:03,108 --> 00:42:05,110 Young fella, if this light were on 977 00:42:05,176 --> 00:42:07,045 you could see I'm in the prime of life. 978 00:42:07,112 --> 00:42:08,413 Far from an old man. 979 00:42:08,479 --> 00:42:11,249 Well, you may not be in a wheelchair yet 980 00:42:11,316 --> 00:42:13,351 but you're ain't in rompers either. 981 00:42:13,418 --> 00:42:14,920 Come in. 982 00:42:14,986 --> 00:42:18,189 Come in. So, I can have the pleasure of throwing you out. 983 00:42:21,059 --> 00:42:22,794 How come she didn't mentioned you? 984 00:42:22,861 --> 00:42:24,729 She ashamed of you? 985 00:42:24,796 --> 00:42:26,164 - Who? - Huh? 986 00:42:26,231 --> 00:42:29,000 That's funny, I forgot her name. 987 00:42:29,067 --> 00:42:30,468 It must be one of your daughters. 988 00:42:30,535 --> 00:42:32,137 I have four of them. 989 00:42:32,203 --> 00:42:35,240 Well, uh, this one if you stretch the point 990 00:42:35,306 --> 00:42:36,574 you could call cute. 991 00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:38,276 They're all cute. 992 00:42:39,777 --> 00:42:41,112 They all blonde? 993 00:42:41,179 --> 00:42:42,713 Oh, you must mean Buff? 994 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:45,016 Now that's the one. Trot her out. 995 00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:47,485 Young feller, you and your accordion are a little late. 996 00:42:47,552 --> 00:42:49,154 She's out dancing with some young man 997 00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:51,823 who had no trouble remembering her name. 998 00:42:51,890 --> 00:42:53,391 There's a dame for you. 999 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:55,493 Out dancing when she could've been with me. 1000 00:42:57,495 --> 00:43:00,431 Well, no harm done. 1001 00:43:00,498 --> 00:43:04,069 I'll take a stroll down the beach and pick me up a mermaid. 1002 00:43:04,135 --> 00:43:05,837 Uh.. 1003 00:43:05,904 --> 00:43:08,273 Come to think of it, she did mention you. 1004 00:43:08,339 --> 00:43:12,710 She said she had a sort of a date with a sort of a person. 1005 00:43:12,777 --> 00:43:14,612 Is that all she she say about me? 1006 00:43:14,679 --> 00:43:15,780 That's all I remember. 1007 00:43:15,847 --> 00:43:17,582 You sure she didn't go into detail? 1008 00:43:17,648 --> 00:43:20,185 One sentence was all she devoted to you. 1009 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:23,488 Then, um.. 1010 00:43:24,923 --> 00:43:27,458 How would you like to buy a historical relic? 1011 00:43:27,525 --> 00:43:31,963 A fragment from one of Moby Dick's teeth. 1012 00:43:32,030 --> 00:43:33,174 I'll tell you what I'll do with you 1013 00:43:33,198 --> 00:43:36,001 I'll let you have it for three bucks. 1014 00:43:36,067 --> 00:43:38,703 It'll go very nice on that bookshelf there. 1015 00:43:38,769 --> 00:43:41,839 You know that's about as phony a racket as I've ever come across. 1016 00:43:41,907 --> 00:43:43,208 It is, huh? How do you know? 1017 00:43:43,274 --> 00:43:44,754 Well, when you sell a historical relic 1018 00:43:44,809 --> 00:43:49,147 the first essential is to appear anxious not to sell it. 1019 00:43:49,214 --> 00:43:51,216 Now is the time for me to learn when I'm young. 1020 00:43:51,282 --> 00:43:54,052 Secondly, your price is much too low. 1021 00:43:54,119 --> 00:43:56,087 Well, I was asking five for it this afternoon 1022 00:43:56,154 --> 00:43:59,390 but on the advice of a judge, I cut it down to three. 1023 00:44:01,292 --> 00:44:03,028 Say.. 1024 00:44:03,094 --> 00:44:04,429 Now, you got the heir of a man 1025 00:44:04,495 --> 00:44:06,998 who sold a few historical relics himself. 1026 00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:09,935 Well, I confess, once in Hong Kong, when I was desperate 1027 00:44:10,001 --> 00:44:12,971 I sold a relic of which I was only a part owner. 1028 00:44:13,038 --> 00:44:14,805 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1029 00:44:14,872 --> 00:44:16,407 Being a citizen of San Francisco 1030 00:44:16,474 --> 00:44:20,011 I sold my share of the Oakton Ferry to an Australian 1031 00:44:20,078 --> 00:44:23,214 who wish to make a gift of it to his fiancee. 1032 00:44:23,281 --> 00:44:25,383 And a very lovely fiancee. 1033 00:44:25,450 --> 00:44:27,618 You know, she had the most beautiful.. 1034 00:44:27,685 --> 00:44:30,521 - Well, that's another story. - You've been to Hong Kong, huh? 1035 00:44:30,588 --> 00:44:33,191 My, boy, there is no spot on this earth I haven't been. 1036 00:44:33,258 --> 00:44:35,593 I bet you got a satchel full of stories. 1037 00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:36,727 Hmm. 1038 00:44:36,794 --> 00:44:39,130 I got the stories, alright. 1039 00:44:39,197 --> 00:44:42,200 The trouble is finding somebody who will listen. 1040 00:44:42,267 --> 00:44:44,002 Well, if there's a couple of bottles of beer 1041 00:44:44,069 --> 00:44:45,336 around the house.. 1042 00:44:45,403 --> 00:44:47,038 ...I might be persuaded to lend an ear. 1043 00:44:47,105 --> 00:44:49,740 If there isn't any, I'll make some. 1044 00:44:56,514 --> 00:44:59,050 I don't think it's wise to spend too much in the beginning. 1045 00:44:59,117 --> 00:45:00,385 Let the guys box on time. 1046 00:45:00,451 --> 00:45:02,253 I'll skip those first two payments. 1047 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:04,489 Dollar and a half into fifty eight dollars. 1048 00:45:04,555 --> 00:45:06,424 Oh, I better do that long division. 1049 00:45:08,793 --> 00:45:11,262 This is the one time I wish I were a wallflower. 1050 00:45:11,329 --> 00:45:12,964 Just keep in time with the orchestra. 1051 00:45:13,031 --> 00:45:15,266 Just another form of regimentation. 1052 00:45:22,373 --> 00:45:24,609 Cash raised, $58 and a dollar and a half a week 1053 00:45:24,675 --> 00:45:26,277 that's only 38 weeks. 1054 00:45:26,344 --> 00:45:28,522 Linda, would you come and help to take the shine off my nose? 1055 00:45:28,546 --> 00:45:29,614 Yes. 1056 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:31,849 Too many pretty girls here tonight. 1057 00:45:31,916 --> 00:45:33,318 Keep your eyes on the tablecloth. 1058 00:45:33,384 --> 00:45:35,786 We're in $40. Sold twice as much. 1059 00:45:35,853 --> 00:45:39,424 I wish his hair was thinning so I'd be sure of it. 1060 00:45:41,126 --> 00:45:43,428 - Hiya, girls. - Hi, hello. 1061 00:45:43,494 --> 00:45:45,206 Well, what do you think of that father of ours? 1062 00:45:45,230 --> 00:45:46,998 - Shh! - Shh! 1063 00:45:47,065 --> 00:45:49,634 Has anybody got a bright, red lipstick mine's grown anemic? 1064 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,245 Here. Make yourself beautiful for Eddie. 1065 00:45:51,269 --> 00:45:52,637 Oh, I didn't think of that. 1066 00:45:52,703 --> 00:45:56,141 Maybe I'd better blacken out a couple of teeth. 1067 00:45:56,207 --> 00:45:57,475 Now, what do you think of him? 1068 00:45:57,542 --> 00:45:59,144 We all know what to think of him. 1069 00:45:59,210 --> 00:46:01,112 Walking in just when mother's set to marry Sam. 1070 00:46:01,179 --> 00:46:02,713 The problem is, how to get rid of him? 1071 00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:03,948 Why, is he staying? 1072 00:46:04,015 --> 00:46:05,592 Mother offered him the couch for the night. 1073 00:46:05,616 --> 00:46:07,685 Say, mother isn't going soft on him, is she? 1074 00:46:07,752 --> 00:46:10,488 I don't think so. She didn't say a word about blankets. 1075 00:46:10,555 --> 00:46:12,623 Hey, did anybody notice his eyes? 1076 00:46:12,690 --> 00:46:14,159 They are rather nice, blue. 1077 00:46:14,225 --> 00:46:15,660 What are you doing? Defending him? 1078 00:46:15,726 --> 00:46:16,766 Give me a piece of tissue. 1079 00:46:16,794 --> 00:46:17,995 Just because I happen to say 1080 00:46:18,063 --> 00:46:19,463 he had nice eyes, read your history. 1081 00:46:19,497 --> 00:46:21,208 Some of the foulest people had the nicest eyes. 1082 00:46:21,232 --> 00:46:22,743 Well, I've noticed them. They're only fair. 1083 00:46:22,767 --> 00:46:24,435 Besides, they are not blue, they're brown. 1084 00:46:24,502 --> 00:46:25,779 Well, you're crazy. They're blue-- 1085 00:46:25,803 --> 00:46:27,205 Oh, Cora, why are you.. 1086 00:46:27,272 --> 00:46:29,307 Now, wait a minute, we're not getting any place. 1087 00:46:29,374 --> 00:46:31,642 What we need is a plan, in case he intends staying. 1088 00:46:31,709 --> 00:46:32,843 Why does he stay? 1089 00:46:32,910 --> 00:46:35,046 A man who's wandered around the world all his life. 1090 00:46:35,113 --> 00:46:36,581 Say, you've got too much powder. 1091 00:46:36,647 --> 00:46:38,725 Whether he plans to stay or not, we've got to get rid of that 1092 00:46:38,749 --> 00:46:40,618 that indescribable monster as soon as possible. 1093 00:46:40,685 --> 00:46:41,952 - Right. - Now, wait a minute. 1094 00:46:42,019 --> 00:46:43,164 I'm still not trying to defend him 1095 00:46:43,188 --> 00:46:44,555 but after all, I don't think 1096 00:46:44,622 --> 00:46:46,824 we ought to call our father an indescribable monster. 1097 00:46:46,891 --> 00:46:49,260 Alright, if you want me to, I'll describe him 1098 00:46:49,327 --> 00:46:50,595 but the air will be blue. 1099 00:46:50,661 --> 00:46:52,363 I dislike him just as much as you all do 1100 00:46:52,430 --> 00:46:55,333 but well, he did bring us into the world. 1101 00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,035 Alright, that entitles him to one nights lodging. 1102 00:46:58,103 --> 00:47:00,138 - Is that better? - Much better. 1103 00:47:00,205 --> 00:47:01,906 But if you ask me, he's got to go. 1104 00:47:01,972 --> 00:47:03,374 We don't need a definite plan. 1105 00:47:03,441 --> 00:47:05,252 All we've got to do is to show him that he's not wanted. 1106 00:47:05,276 --> 00:47:07,078 - We'll freeze him out. - Freeze him out? 1107 00:47:07,145 --> 00:47:08,813 Not with a man who's been to Siberia. 1108 00:47:08,879 --> 00:47:11,749 It's agreed then. We all have a popular front against him. 1109 00:47:11,816 --> 00:47:12,850 And nobody weakens. 1110 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:14,252 - Nobody. - Nobody. 1111 00:47:14,319 --> 00:47:15,953 - Cora? - Cora? 1112 00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,355 Nobody. 1113 00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:19,657 Now, in case anyone does began to feel sorry for him 1114 00:47:19,724 --> 00:47:22,227 remember our motto, he shall not pass. 1115 00:47:22,293 --> 00:47:23,293 In other words, Verdun. 1116 00:47:23,328 --> 00:47:24,328 - Verdun. - Yeah. 1117 00:47:24,362 --> 00:47:25,830 Say, that's a marvelous idea. 1118 00:47:25,896 --> 00:47:28,266 Now when anyone starts to weaken, we'll just say "Verdun." 1119 00:47:28,333 --> 00:47:29,643 - Yes. That's a swell idea. - Yeah. 1120 00:47:29,667 --> 00:47:31,302 I'm sure we'll remember that. Verdun. 1121 00:47:31,369 --> 00:47:33,049 We'll show him he can't come popping around 1122 00:47:33,104 --> 00:47:34,104 after 20 years certainly. 1123 00:47:34,139 --> 00:47:35,406 Certainly. 1124 00:47:35,473 --> 00:47:37,508 I could swear his eyes are blue. 1125 00:47:39,144 --> 00:47:44,749 'And so I drank the native wine, signifying eternal friendship.' 1126 00:47:47,885 --> 00:47:50,821 It was a touching scene as I bid the Mahaboos farewell. 1127 00:47:50,888 --> 00:47:53,391 "For eight years," I said, "I've been your chief. 1128 00:47:53,458 --> 00:47:56,026 "I've given you modern plumbings, surrealist art 1129 00:47:56,093 --> 00:47:58,163 "a smattering of air-conditioning. 1130 00:47:58,229 --> 00:48:00,398 "I hope that in time, you forgive me. 1131 00:48:00,465 --> 00:48:03,568 "And so I'll leave you, before I bequeath 1132 00:48:03,634 --> 00:48:06,637 to any more of the horrors of civilization." 1133 00:48:06,704 --> 00:48:08,473 I've listened to you for two hours 1134 00:48:08,539 --> 00:48:10,975 and two hours more solidly packed with baloney 1135 00:48:11,041 --> 00:48:14,111 I never listened to in all my life. 1136 00:48:14,179 --> 00:48:16,614 Well, perhaps I did lie a little. 1137 00:48:16,681 --> 00:48:18,325 Do you know, my boy, as you go older, you'll find 1138 00:48:18,349 --> 00:48:20,385 there's nothing duller than the truth.. 1139 00:48:20,451 --> 00:48:22,620 ...the whole truth and nothing but the truth. 1140 00:48:22,687 --> 00:48:24,522 You kicked around the world, all this time 1141 00:48:24,589 --> 00:48:26,524 and you got nothing out of it at all. 1142 00:48:26,591 --> 00:48:28,671 I wanna see this world, too. That's all I care about. 1143 00:48:28,726 --> 00:48:31,166 I wanna get out of this hole. But it's not wanderlust with me. 1144 00:48:31,229 --> 00:48:33,097 Who cares what New York or Copenhagen 1145 00:48:33,164 --> 00:48:34,332 or Singapore looks like? 1146 00:48:34,399 --> 00:48:36,234 They're probably all look like Sacramento. 1147 00:48:36,301 --> 00:48:39,003 They all do. Except Sacramento. 1148 00:48:39,069 --> 00:48:40,605 What's going on in this world? 1149 00:48:40,671 --> 00:48:42,783 Things are happening all around us. Why are they happening? 1150 00:48:42,807 --> 00:48:44,942 Did you ever see so much hate in one universe? 1151 00:48:45,009 --> 00:48:46,344 Or who sets it off and why? 1152 00:48:46,411 --> 00:48:47,912 You read this in the papers and that. 1153 00:48:47,978 --> 00:48:49,138 One person tell you one thing 1154 00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:50,491 another person tells you something else. 1155 00:48:50,515 --> 00:48:51,982 Well, who you are gonna believe? 1156 00:48:52,049 --> 00:48:53,551 They all got an axe to grind. 1157 00:48:53,618 --> 00:48:55,320 I'm shut up here I know from nothing. 1158 00:48:55,386 --> 00:48:57,506 But I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna find out for myself. 1159 00:48:57,555 --> 00:48:58,789 Let me tell you one thing. 1160 00:48:58,856 --> 00:49:01,091 They don't keep Gabriel Lopez in the dark. 1161 00:49:01,158 --> 00:49:04,629 Well, listen, don't take it out on me, I'm not keeping you here. 1162 00:49:04,695 --> 00:49:07,632 I'm sorry, pop. I get too excited. 1163 00:49:07,698 --> 00:49:08,833 Hmm. 1164 00:49:10,501 --> 00:49:11,769 Let me tell you another thing. 1165 00:49:11,836 --> 00:49:15,005 When I find out, I'm gonna do something about it. 1166 00:49:15,072 --> 00:49:16,072 Okay by me. 1167 00:49:16,106 --> 00:49:17,408 That's why I sell phony relics. 1168 00:49:17,475 --> 00:49:19,076 That's why I'm in hot water all the time. 1169 00:49:19,143 --> 00:49:21,355 I wanna get enough dough to get out of here and I want it quick. 1170 00:49:21,379 --> 00:49:22,856 Think I want to be stuck here like my poor pop 1171 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:24,549 work like a seahorse all his life. 1172 00:49:24,615 --> 00:49:26,617 What's he got to show for all these years of sweat. 1173 00:49:26,684 --> 00:49:30,521 Callous' in the strangest places and me for a son. 1174 00:49:32,290 --> 00:49:35,526 This is one fine house. No beer. 1175 00:49:35,593 --> 00:49:37,462 Well, I've been gone for 20 years. 1176 00:49:37,528 --> 00:49:39,397 They've let the place run down. 1177 00:49:39,464 --> 00:49:42,166 We'll soon institute some reforms. 1178 00:49:42,233 --> 00:49:46,371 Meantime, have some of the white wine of the Mahaboos. 1179 00:49:46,437 --> 00:49:49,006 Signifying an eternal friendship, huh? 1180 00:49:49,073 --> 00:49:51,309 Sure. Why not? 1181 00:49:51,376 --> 00:49:53,611 You know, we're not so far apart, we two. 1182 00:49:53,678 --> 00:49:56,080 We both suffer from wanderlust. 1183 00:49:56,146 --> 00:49:59,350 Although, I must say, you've got it with trimmings. 1184 00:50:00,585 --> 00:50:02,820 Things I do for a friend. 1185 00:50:08,559 --> 00:50:10,795 Eternal friendship or no eternal friendship 1186 00:50:10,861 --> 00:50:12,297 I'm going for a beer. 1187 00:50:18,636 --> 00:50:20,338 Say, it's almost 11:00, I've gotta go. 1188 00:50:20,405 --> 00:50:21,982 Just when I'm beginning to have a good time. 1189 00:50:22,006 --> 00:50:24,050 I'm sorry, but it says right here in the training rules. 1190 00:50:24,074 --> 00:50:26,277 "In bed by 11:00 and two glasses of hot water." 1191 00:50:26,344 --> 00:50:29,079 Signed by the coach. Come on, girls. Goodbye, everybody. 1192 00:50:29,146 --> 00:50:30,357 Eddie, couldn't you have four glasses of hot water 1193 00:50:30,381 --> 00:50:31,849 and stay up until 12:00? 1194 00:50:31,916 --> 00:50:33,694 That sounds reasonable, but I've have to ride the coach. 1195 00:50:33,718 --> 00:50:35,128 You don't have to be in such perfect shape 1196 00:50:35,152 --> 00:50:36,621 just to sit on the bench. 1197 00:50:40,224 --> 00:50:41,526 I'm just a night owl. 1198 00:50:41,592 --> 00:50:43,594 You can't get me away when I'm havin' a good time. 1199 00:50:44,729 --> 00:50:46,230 Oh, I didn't know it was that late. 1200 00:50:46,297 --> 00:50:47,598 We got to be going. 1201 00:50:47,665 --> 00:50:49,199 Cover charge in two minutes? 1202 00:50:49,266 --> 00:50:50,601 It's only $2. 1203 00:50:50,668 --> 00:50:52,670 I know, but I'm broke. I spent my allowance. 1204 00:50:52,737 --> 00:50:54,539 Take it out of the savings, it's only $2. 1205 00:50:54,605 --> 00:50:55,806 Oh, it's more than that. 1206 00:50:55,873 --> 00:50:57,708 I charge myself six percent. 1207 00:50:57,775 --> 00:50:58,876 Alright, let's go. 1208 00:50:58,943 --> 00:51:00,378 - Goodnight, Buck. - Goodnight. 1209 00:51:00,445 --> 00:51:01,655 'What are you leaving so soon?' 1210 00:51:01,679 --> 00:51:02,889 - Yeah, we-we're going. - Goodnight, John. 1211 00:51:02,913 --> 00:51:03,913 Now, let's hurry. 1212 00:51:03,948 --> 00:51:05,416 I hope my watch isn't slow. 1213 00:51:05,483 --> 00:51:08,285 Well, here we are, stuck with the check as usual. 1214 00:51:08,353 --> 00:51:10,154 Well, it makes interesting reading. 1215 00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:12,022 How about a dance? 1216 00:51:12,089 --> 00:51:14,089 Why don't you just beat me on the head with a club? 1217 00:51:26,270 --> 00:51:27,938 I'll pick it up when I'm in the mood. 1218 00:51:37,982 --> 00:51:39,950 - Glass of your best beer. - Glass of best beer? 1219 00:51:40,017 --> 00:51:41,018 Yes, sir. 1220 00:51:49,827 --> 00:51:51,662 What's the idea? Where are you going? 1221 00:51:53,831 --> 00:51:56,534 - Hello. - Hi. 1222 00:51:56,601 --> 00:51:58,869 Johnny, this is Gabriel Lopez. Johnny Heming. 1223 00:51:58,936 --> 00:52:00,738 - Glad to know you. - Hiya. 1224 00:52:00,805 --> 00:52:02,306 Oh, just put that on our bill. 1225 00:52:02,373 --> 00:52:03,774 Uh, yes, ma'am. 1226 00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:06,777 Who brought you here? 1227 00:52:06,844 --> 00:52:07,845 Uh, Johnny. 1228 00:52:10,448 --> 00:52:12,049 Who's taking you home? 1229 00:52:12,116 --> 00:52:13,518 Johnny. 1230 00:52:13,584 --> 00:52:15,019 Sounds fair enough. 1231 00:52:16,454 --> 00:52:19,089 They drink better beer in Brooklyn. 1232 00:52:19,156 --> 00:52:21,091 Well, glad to have met you. 1233 00:52:21,158 --> 00:52:22,660 - So long. - So long. 1234 00:52:28,365 --> 00:52:29,900 Uh, I'm not in the mood. 1235 00:52:31,936 --> 00:52:33,704 Johnny, what time do you get up mornings? 1236 00:52:33,771 --> 00:52:35,372 - About 8:00. - About 8:00? 1237 00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,418 Well, if you take me home you won't get to bed till 12:00 1238 00:52:37,442 --> 00:52:38,909 that means only eight hours sleep. 1239 00:52:38,976 --> 00:52:41,111 Playwrights, need more. Goodnight, see you later. 1240 00:52:41,178 --> 00:52:42,379 Hey, but.. 1241 00:52:47,051 --> 00:52:48,052 Check, sir. 1242 00:52:50,154 --> 00:52:51,889 Gabriel.. 1243 00:52:51,956 --> 00:52:54,492 ...there's been a change of plans, you're taking me home. 1244 00:52:54,559 --> 00:52:57,127 Well, uh, that was the general idea, wasn't it? 1245 00:52:57,194 --> 00:52:58,194 Mm-hmm. 1246 00:53:08,105 --> 00:53:09,106 Hey, Tinka. 1247 00:53:14,011 --> 00:53:16,346 Do you think we should let him freeze? 1248 00:53:16,413 --> 00:53:18,649 I think it's our duty to. 1249 00:53:18,716 --> 00:53:20,651 All the same, I'm gonna get him a blanket or two. 1250 00:53:22,119 --> 00:53:23,353 - Cora. - What? 1251 00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:25,790 - Verdun. - That starts tomorrow. 1252 00:54:59,183 --> 00:55:01,886 Maybe I ought to go in and say goodnight to your old man, huh? 1253 00:55:01,952 --> 00:55:04,321 Now, listen, if you're going to come around here to see me 1254 00:55:04,388 --> 00:55:06,757 you've got to promise not to be friendly to my father. 1255 00:55:06,824 --> 00:55:08,593 We're all dead set against him. 1256 00:55:08,659 --> 00:55:11,228 Who says I'm comin' around to see you? 1257 00:55:11,295 --> 00:55:13,197 Who says you're not? 1258 00:55:13,263 --> 00:55:15,032 You a natural blonde? 1259 00:55:15,099 --> 00:55:17,134 Practically. A lemon rinse now and then. 1260 00:55:19,637 --> 00:55:21,471 I'm takin' the old man's boat out tomorrow 1261 00:55:21,538 --> 00:55:23,207 at 6:00 to the Maine Wharf. 1262 00:55:23,273 --> 00:55:25,209 I'll be there. 1263 00:55:25,275 --> 00:55:27,978 If you got a good book, stay home and read it. 1264 00:55:28,045 --> 00:55:30,815 Then, why did you mention taking the boat out? 1265 00:55:30,881 --> 00:55:32,583 Alright, alright, be there. 1266 00:55:32,650 --> 00:55:34,819 Make that 5:00 instead of 6:00. 1267 00:55:34,885 --> 00:55:37,054 And, uh, better bring your book along. 1268 00:57:21,826 --> 00:57:22,927 Shall we begin? 1269 00:57:22,993 --> 00:57:24,461 Alright, here's the set-up. 1270 00:57:24,528 --> 00:57:25,638 I've just gotten out of 1271 00:57:25,662 --> 00:57:27,531 and I've come to you for a job. 1272 00:57:27,597 --> 00:57:28,966 I have a letter from a friend 1273 00:57:29,033 --> 00:57:30,576 and you've just finished reading that letter. 1274 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,436 - You begin. - Okay. 1275 00:57:32,502 --> 00:57:35,605 "I'm sorry, Ms. Martin, I can't do anything for you right now. 1276 00:57:35,672 --> 00:57:37,141 Perhaps in a few months." 1277 00:57:37,207 --> 00:57:40,377 Please, Mr. Trimble, I need that job. 1278 00:57:42,012 --> 00:57:45,182 There are three people at home depending on me, I've.. 1279 00:57:45,249 --> 00:57:46,383 I've gotta have a job. 1280 00:57:48,518 --> 00:57:49,787 Why.. 1281 00:57:49,854 --> 00:57:51,255 ...that's very good. 1282 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:56,460 Is-is that all? 1283 00:57:56,526 --> 00:57:57,928 Mm-hmm. 1284 00:57:57,995 --> 00:58:01,298 I look at him, realize it's hopeless and walk out. 1285 00:58:01,365 --> 00:58:03,567 The old scallywag. 1286 00:58:03,633 --> 00:58:05,169 Why, he could at least have.. 1287 00:58:05,235 --> 00:58:07,571 ...have given you a letter to Smithy. 1288 00:58:07,637 --> 00:58:10,140 I'll take that up with the playwright. 1289 00:58:10,207 --> 00:58:13,911 Gosh, how am I ever gonna attract attention in that part? 1290 00:58:13,978 --> 00:58:15,612 I'm off before I'm on. 1291 00:58:15,679 --> 00:58:18,148 You know, there's an old theatrical trick. 1292 00:58:18,215 --> 00:58:21,351 I did develop it once in New York with a group. 1293 00:58:21,418 --> 00:58:23,954 All you do is just move your chair up stage a bit. 1294 00:58:25,756 --> 00:58:27,491 There's your audience. Come on, Cora. 1295 00:58:30,694 --> 00:58:33,197 Then Trimble, will have to look at you 1296 00:58:33,263 --> 00:58:34,841 and all the audience will see of him during 1297 00:58:34,865 --> 00:58:36,733 the entire scene will be the back of his neck. 1298 00:58:36,801 --> 00:58:38,635 You'll be the cynosure of all eyes. 1299 00:58:38,702 --> 00:58:41,105 Why, that's wonderful. 1300 00:58:41,171 --> 00:58:43,941 I couldn't do that to him. He's the star of the play. 1301 00:58:44,008 --> 00:58:46,610 Well, not when you're on the stage, he's not. 1302 00:58:46,676 --> 00:58:50,014 And when the audience looks at you, what will they see? 1303 00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:53,283 Just a girl who has a few lines to say and then runs off? 1304 00:58:53,350 --> 00:58:54,418 Not at all. 1305 00:58:54,484 --> 00:58:55,585 You'll epitomize for them 1306 00:58:55,652 --> 00:58:56,954 the problems of the world today. 1307 00:58:57,021 --> 00:58:59,023 The struggle of their own lives. 1308 00:58:59,089 --> 00:59:00,457 Long after you've left the stage 1309 00:59:00,524 --> 00:59:01,764 they'll be wondering about you. 1310 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:03,027 Has she found a job yet? 1311 00:59:03,093 --> 00:59:04,694 How many Trimbles did she run away from? 1312 00:59:04,761 --> 00:59:08,032 You're the thread off or on that holds the play together. 1313 00:59:11,135 --> 00:59:13,137 Are you sure it's my part you're talkin' about? 1314 00:59:13,203 --> 00:59:14,771 Well, that's the way I see it. 1315 00:59:17,107 --> 00:59:20,410 Gosh, you make me feel good. 1316 00:59:22,146 --> 00:59:24,081 I'm really the big shot of the play. 1317 00:59:27,617 --> 00:59:29,319 You know, you're not such an ogre after all 1318 00:59:29,386 --> 00:59:30,687 no matter what they say. 1319 00:59:30,754 --> 00:59:34,992 In fact, I've got a couple of good qualities if you look deep. 1320 00:59:35,059 --> 00:59:36,894 You might as well know this. 1321 00:59:36,961 --> 00:59:39,796 There's sort of a popular front against you. 1322 00:59:39,864 --> 00:59:41,498 We girls formed it last night, but.. 1323 00:59:42,967 --> 00:59:44,534 ...I don't feel that way anymore. 1324 00:59:46,003 --> 00:59:47,304 If you ask me.. 1325 00:59:48,839 --> 00:59:51,441 ...I think you're alright. 1326 00:59:51,508 --> 00:59:53,077 Do you? 1327 00:59:53,143 --> 00:59:54,754 Of course, I don't want the other girls to know that 1328 00:59:54,778 --> 00:59:56,947 I've deserted them so quickly, so.. 1329 00:59:57,014 --> 00:59:58,682 ...if anybody's around, you won't mind 1330 00:59:58,748 --> 01:00:00,384 if I act sort of cool and distant? 1331 01:00:01,718 --> 01:00:03,287 You know how it is? 1332 01:00:03,353 --> 01:00:04,454 I certainly do. 1333 01:00:07,824 --> 01:00:10,227 Well, I better be going. 1334 01:00:12,897 --> 01:00:14,531 Goodbye, Penny. 1335 01:00:14,598 --> 01:00:15,933 So long. 1336 01:00:18,202 --> 01:00:20,270 I guess that irresistible charm of yours 1337 01:00:20,337 --> 01:00:22,206 didn't work on your daughter. 1338 01:00:22,272 --> 01:00:23,773 I'm saving it for you, Penny. 1339 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,542 Oh, you.. 1340 01:00:27,511 --> 01:00:28,946 Mm, delicious. 1341 01:00:29,013 --> 01:00:30,547 Delicious. 1342 01:00:39,156 --> 01:00:42,626 * La di la ra * 1343 01:00:44,061 --> 01:00:47,864 * La da da ri la da da ri * 1344 01:00:47,932 --> 01:00:50,234 * La di * 1345 01:00:50,300 --> 01:00:52,937 * La da di da da di * 1346 01:00:53,003 --> 01:00:55,739 * La da di * 1347 01:00:55,805 --> 01:00:57,874 * La da di da da di * 1348 01:00:57,942 --> 01:01:00,010 * La da di * 1349 01:01:00,077 --> 01:01:02,812 * La da di da da da * 1350 01:01:02,879 --> 01:01:05,482 * La da di * 1351 01:01:05,549 --> 01:01:07,584 * La la la di * 1352 01:01:07,651 --> 01:01:10,687 * La da * 1353 01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:13,023 * They say * 1354 01:01:13,090 --> 01:01:16,560 * I shouldn't dream of your face * 1355 01:01:16,626 --> 01:01:19,663 *In the moon * 1356 01:01:19,729 --> 01:01:22,199 * They say * 1357 01:01:22,266 --> 01:01:26,470 * All of my dreams will be nightmares * 1358 01:01:26,536 --> 01:01:29,806 * Too soon * 1359 01:01:29,873 --> 01:01:32,909 * Let them say let them think * 1360 01:01:32,977 --> 01:01:36,046 * What they want to * 1361 01:01:36,113 --> 01:01:39,716 * If it makes them feel happy * 1362 01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:42,619 * That way* 1363 01:01:44,054 --> 01:01:47,891 * I know * 1364 01:01:47,958 --> 01:01:51,228 * I'll always love you * 1365 01:01:51,295 --> 01:01:53,897 * No matter * 1366 01:01:53,964 --> 01:01:55,799 * What * 1367 01:01:55,865 --> 01:01:59,503 *They say ** 1368 01:01:59,569 --> 01:02:01,972 I've played this tune for two hours. 1369 01:02:02,039 --> 01:02:03,273 One song wisely used 1370 01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:06,476 should last a person a lifetime. 1371 01:02:06,543 --> 01:02:09,779 Just like foreign watch to stop when you need it the most. 1372 01:02:09,846 --> 01:02:11,248 Can't you tell time by the moon? 1373 01:02:11,315 --> 01:02:12,416 A good sailor ought to. 1374 01:02:12,482 --> 01:02:14,084 It's the sun, you tell the time by. 1375 01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:15,452 The moon is just an ornament. 1376 01:02:17,387 --> 01:02:20,690 I'm sorry to trouble you, but we haven't seen her all day. 1377 01:02:20,757 --> 01:02:23,727 You haven't? No, she didn't come in for dinner. 1378 01:02:23,793 --> 01:02:25,229 Well, thank you, Mrs. Wehring. 1379 01:02:25,295 --> 01:02:26,930 The Wehrings haven't seen her. 1380 01:02:26,997 --> 01:02:29,066 I think I'll call Johnny. 1381 01:02:30,734 --> 01:02:32,802 Are you sure Buff didn't say where she was going? 1382 01:02:32,869 --> 01:02:34,371 No, she didn't. I'm positive. 1383 01:02:35,905 --> 01:02:38,308 Buff's a grown up girl, mother. She knows what she's doing. 1384 01:02:38,375 --> 01:02:41,245 With all this excitement I can't concentrate on my script. 1385 01:02:41,311 --> 01:02:43,213 Penny, are you sure Buff didn't leave a message 1386 01:02:43,280 --> 01:02:44,614 in a milk bottle or something? 1387 01:02:44,681 --> 01:02:46,292 It's not like her not to be here for dinner. 1388 01:02:46,316 --> 01:02:48,294 She didn't say a thing to me. I didn't hear anything. 1389 01:02:48,318 --> 01:02:49,819 Well, she isn't with Johnny 1390 01:02:49,886 --> 01:02:52,322 but he thinks she might be with someone called Gabriel Lopez. 1391 01:02:52,389 --> 01:02:53,833 He says she left the dance with him last night. 1392 01:02:53,857 --> 01:02:55,501 That's impossible. She wouldn't be with Gabriel. 1393 01:02:55,525 --> 01:02:57,794 He's not her type. Besides, I wouldn't permit it. 1394 01:02:57,861 --> 01:02:59,805 Gabriel's good-hearted, but...why, he's almost a thief. 1395 01:02:59,829 --> 01:03:02,432 - Well, she's not with Gabriel. - How would you know? 1396 01:03:02,499 --> 01:03:04,810 Well, she told me she was going to Selena's for some shopping. 1397 01:03:04,834 --> 01:03:06,170 The bus probably broke down. 1398 01:03:06,236 --> 01:03:07,713 Why didn't you tell us before? Really, Jim-- 1399 01:03:07,737 --> 01:03:09,539 Why don't you all go to a movie and relax? 1400 01:03:09,606 --> 01:03:11,741 - I'll wait up for Buff. - That's a good idea. 1401 01:03:11,808 --> 01:03:13,610 The movie's in Technicolor. We'll get three-- 1402 01:03:13,677 --> 01:03:14,954 - Here's your sweater, mother. - Thank you, darling. 1403 01:03:14,978 --> 01:03:15,979 Come on, Tinka darling. 1404 01:03:20,350 --> 01:03:22,519 Buff never said a single word to you. 1405 01:03:22,586 --> 01:03:24,154 You're an awful liar. 1406 01:03:24,221 --> 01:03:25,798 Don't act as if you made a great discovery. 1407 01:03:25,822 --> 01:03:27,091 I've known it for years. 1408 01:03:28,125 --> 01:03:29,293 You know.. 1409 01:03:29,359 --> 01:03:30,927 ...seeing you this way.. 1410 01:03:30,994 --> 01:03:32,596 ...half a face at a time. 1411 01:03:32,662 --> 01:03:35,031 You look pretty good. 1412 01:03:35,099 --> 01:03:36,333 Of course, it maybe the moon 1413 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,268 that's hitting you just at the right angle. 1414 01:03:38,335 --> 01:03:40,070 No, the moon won't tell you the time. 1415 01:03:40,137 --> 01:03:41,314 It certainly won't go out of it's way 1416 01:03:41,338 --> 01:03:42,906 to make a girl look beautiful. 1417 01:03:42,972 --> 01:03:45,942 Whatever it is, you look beautiful. 1418 01:03:46,009 --> 01:03:48,412 Uh, I wish I knew another song. 1419 01:03:48,478 --> 01:03:50,880 Oh, no, you're not gonna change the subject on me now. 1420 01:03:50,947 --> 01:03:52,449 What's the idea? 1421 01:03:52,516 --> 01:03:54,818 If you kiss me now, we'll save a lot of time. 1422 01:04:02,292 --> 01:04:04,060 You and me...nah. 1423 01:04:04,128 --> 01:04:05,762 It's not written in the books. 1424 01:04:05,829 --> 01:04:07,497 We'll never get together. 1425 01:04:07,564 --> 01:04:09,533 How do you know? What makes you so sure? 1426 01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:10,634 I just know. 1427 01:04:10,700 --> 01:04:12,136 There's always something a man wants 1428 01:04:12,202 --> 01:04:14,037 he can't ever get. 1429 01:04:14,104 --> 01:04:15,872 You're it for me. 1430 01:04:15,939 --> 01:04:17,107 I'll have everything else. 1431 01:04:17,174 --> 01:04:18,251 I'll get out of this place. 1432 01:04:18,275 --> 01:04:19,285 Find what I'm looking for. 1433 01:04:19,309 --> 01:04:20,844 Do what I wanna do. 1434 01:04:20,910 --> 01:04:22,846 I'll have everything but you. 1435 01:04:22,912 --> 01:04:24,114 You didn't impress me one bit. 1436 01:04:24,181 --> 01:04:25,915 In fact, I wasn't even listening. 1437 01:04:25,982 --> 01:04:28,485 It's true. Just the same. 1438 01:04:28,552 --> 01:04:32,088 Come on, help me pull the net up, will you? 1439 01:04:32,156 --> 01:04:33,690 Boy, mother must be worried. 1440 01:04:33,757 --> 01:04:35,425 Why? Doesn't she know you're out with me? 1441 01:04:35,492 --> 01:04:37,661 - No. - Why didn't you tell her? 1442 01:04:37,727 --> 01:04:41,131 Mother likes you, but not as a companion for her daughter. 1443 01:04:41,198 --> 01:04:43,099 Well, mother knows best. 1444 01:04:44,301 --> 01:04:46,336 Out four hours. 1445 01:04:46,403 --> 01:04:48,004 One underage fish. 1446 01:04:48,071 --> 01:04:50,140 Oh, he's cute. 1447 01:04:50,207 --> 01:04:53,143 Well, at least, it'll show pop I put the net in the water. 1448 01:04:53,210 --> 01:04:55,111 Oh, Gabriel, throw him back, please. 1449 01:04:55,179 --> 01:04:56,746 - Why? - Well, look at him. 1450 01:04:56,813 --> 01:04:58,758 Doesn't he seem to be appealing to you personally? 1451 01:04:58,782 --> 01:05:00,817 He's barking up the wrong tree. 1452 01:05:00,884 --> 01:05:03,387 Well, it'd be different, if you'd caught thousands of 'em 1453 01:05:03,453 --> 01:05:05,889 but one poor little fish. 1454 01:05:05,955 --> 01:05:08,558 Why you snatched him away from his family and friends? 1455 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:12,462 Alright, go back to papa and mamas, stinker. 1456 01:05:12,529 --> 01:05:13,763 Thanks. 1457 01:05:21,771 --> 01:05:22,772 Yoo-hoo! 1458 01:05:22,839 --> 01:05:23,839 Hey! 1459 01:05:23,873 --> 01:05:25,342 Anybody home? Oh.. 1460 01:05:29,078 --> 01:05:31,415 Oh, no, no. 1461 01:05:31,481 --> 01:05:32,758 Nobody will be home till the morning. 1462 01:05:32,782 --> 01:05:34,751 They've all gone to a double feature. 1463 01:05:34,818 --> 01:05:37,020 - Hello. - Hello. 1464 01:05:37,086 --> 01:05:38,688 You must be starved. 1465 01:05:38,755 --> 01:05:40,555 What makes you think I didn't have any dinner? 1466 01:05:40,590 --> 01:05:42,359 Well, you were out with Gabriel Lopez. 1467 01:05:42,426 --> 01:05:44,628 If you got potato chips, you were lucky. 1468 01:05:44,694 --> 01:05:46,254 How did you know I was out with Gabriel? 1469 01:05:46,296 --> 01:05:48,198 Well, that's neither here nor there. 1470 01:05:48,265 --> 01:05:50,367 Turkey legs in the kitchen.. 1471 01:05:50,434 --> 01:05:52,902 ...if you're hungry. 1472 01:06:08,818 --> 01:06:10,520 Mm, it's beautiful. 1473 01:06:10,587 --> 01:06:13,056 It can't be Penny's work. It's too neatly arranged. 1474 01:06:13,122 --> 01:06:14,391 Well, Penny did the cooking. 1475 01:06:14,458 --> 01:06:17,461 - I did the assembly. - Thanks. 1476 01:06:17,527 --> 01:06:19,729 - Mother very much worried? - No. 1477 01:06:19,796 --> 01:06:21,731 I told her you'd gone to Selena's 1478 01:06:21,798 --> 01:06:23,233 to do some shopping. 1479 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:24,701 Oh, I don't understand. 1480 01:06:24,768 --> 01:06:28,305 - Why did you lie? - Mostly from force of habit. 1481 01:06:28,372 --> 01:06:29,639 Although, I did rather gather 1482 01:06:29,706 --> 01:06:31,083 that your mother wouldn't be too pleased 1483 01:06:31,107 --> 01:06:34,611 if she knew that you were out with Gabriel. 1484 01:06:34,678 --> 01:06:35,678 I see. 1485 01:06:35,712 --> 01:06:38,248 I can understand mother's attitude though. 1486 01:06:38,315 --> 01:06:39,525 You can't grow very fond of someone 1487 01:06:39,549 --> 01:06:41,618 you're always saving from jail. 1488 01:06:41,685 --> 01:06:43,325 But she doesn't know Gabriel the way I do. 1489 01:06:43,387 --> 01:06:45,121 Of course, not. 1490 01:06:45,188 --> 01:06:46,548 Known him a long time, haven't you? 1491 01:06:48,825 --> 01:06:51,461 Well, uh, two days. 1492 01:06:51,528 --> 01:06:53,196 Well, you needn't sound so apologetic. 1493 01:06:53,263 --> 01:06:55,699 I spent only an hour with Gabriel and I can tell you 1494 01:06:55,765 --> 01:06:58,134 there's nothing really wrong with that boy. 1495 01:06:58,201 --> 01:07:00,103 Will you tell that to mother? 1496 01:07:00,169 --> 01:07:02,872 Well, don't you think that with my standing in the community 1497 01:07:02,939 --> 01:07:04,374 it would be a much better strategy 1498 01:07:04,441 --> 01:07:05,975 if I denounce Gabriel to your mother? 1499 01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:09,112 Then, she'd probably think much more highly of him. 1500 01:07:09,178 --> 01:07:11,247 Yes. Yes, you're right. 1501 01:07:11,315 --> 01:07:12,916 Your praise would be poison. 1502 01:07:12,982 --> 01:07:15,452 Maybe I better keep my mouth shut. 1503 01:07:15,519 --> 01:07:18,288 - If you can. - Well, I'll try. 1504 01:07:18,355 --> 01:07:21,491 Naturally, I can't guarantee anything. 1505 01:07:21,558 --> 01:07:23,059 You know, all the other boys 1506 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:26,129 are so A-B-C run-of-the-mill 1507 01:07:26,195 --> 01:07:28,264 but Gabriel, you never know 1508 01:07:28,332 --> 01:07:30,667 what he's gonna do or say. 1509 01:07:30,734 --> 01:07:32,869 Whenever you're with him there's.. 1510 01:07:32,936 --> 01:07:34,904 ...there's always a thunderstorm coming up. 1511 01:07:34,971 --> 01:07:37,707 You have to fight hard to catch a breath. 1512 01:07:40,677 --> 01:07:42,446 You saved this food for me 1513 01:07:42,512 --> 01:07:44,981 you lied for me 1514 01:07:45,048 --> 01:07:47,016 and you like Gabriel. 1515 01:07:47,083 --> 01:07:49,686 Listen, dad.. 1516 01:07:49,753 --> 01:07:51,388 I mean.. 1517 01:07:51,455 --> 01:07:54,057 ...well, anyway, I've always wondered.. 1518 01:07:54,123 --> 01:07:55,959 ...why did you run out on us? 1519 01:07:56,025 --> 01:07:57,293 No picturesque reason. 1520 01:07:57,361 --> 01:08:00,063 Just plain old-fashioned wanderlust. 1521 01:08:00,129 --> 01:08:03,533 You know, I imagined I had a rendezvous with the universe. 1522 01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:05,201 A doctor who has a cure for that 1523 01:08:05,268 --> 01:08:07,437 will find a statue waiting for him. 1524 01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:10,807 - You could've come back. - Too ashamed. 1525 01:08:10,874 --> 01:08:14,310 Took all those years to scrape together enough courage. 1526 01:08:14,378 --> 01:08:15,521 You know, when I crashed into the dinning room 1527 01:08:15,545 --> 01:08:16,746 and slipped into Sam's chair 1528 01:08:16,813 --> 01:08:19,449 I looked pretty calm and confident, didn't I? 1529 01:08:19,516 --> 01:08:20,860 Well, I can still show the bruising 1530 01:08:20,884 --> 01:08:23,587 where my knees were knocking together. 1531 01:08:23,653 --> 01:08:25,398 Well, of course, you didn't know us very well 1532 01:08:25,422 --> 01:08:27,691 but mother, didn't you ever think of her? 1533 01:08:27,757 --> 01:08:29,292 Your mother was warned against me. 1534 01:08:29,359 --> 01:08:30,627 She was told what would happen. 1535 01:08:30,694 --> 01:08:31,961 It was pounded into it. 1536 01:08:32,028 --> 01:08:33,329 Don't marry that lunatic. 1537 01:08:33,397 --> 01:08:34,998 Hook somebody safe and solid. 1538 01:08:35,064 --> 01:08:37,200 Why wasn't Sam around then? 1539 01:08:37,266 --> 01:08:40,036 And who did the warning and pounding? 1540 01:08:40,103 --> 01:08:41,605 I did. 1541 01:08:41,671 --> 01:08:43,673 I'm afraid I didn't sound very sincere. 1542 01:08:45,542 --> 01:08:47,444 You sure nobody's home? 1543 01:08:47,511 --> 01:08:48,712 Nobody. 1544 01:08:48,778 --> 01:08:50,414 You know I'm gonna tell you something. 1545 01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:52,015 Nobody around this house likes you. 1546 01:08:52,081 --> 01:08:54,150 In fact, there's a popular front against you. 1547 01:08:54,217 --> 01:08:57,020 - Guess I deserve it. - You certainly do. 1548 01:08:57,086 --> 01:09:00,590 But you know, I've had a lot of fun talking to you tonight. 1549 01:09:00,657 --> 01:09:03,493 You're very understanding and you like Gabriel. 1550 01:09:03,560 --> 01:09:05,962 That definitely shows a lot of character. 1551 01:09:06,029 --> 01:09:08,331 I wouldn't be surprised if we became good friends 1552 01:09:08,398 --> 01:09:09,399 after a while. 1553 01:09:09,466 --> 01:09:11,935 That'll be worth waiting for. 1554 01:09:12,001 --> 01:09:15,505 In the meantime, to keep up appearances, if, uh.. 1555 01:09:15,572 --> 01:09:17,140 ...if anybody's around.. 1556 01:09:17,206 --> 01:09:19,443 ...we'll just act as if we never had this talk. 1557 01:09:19,509 --> 01:09:20,710 You know what I mean? 1558 01:09:20,777 --> 01:09:21,945 I know what you mean. 1559 01:09:23,279 --> 01:09:26,416 There's Tinka and Cora now. I'd better get out of here. 1560 01:09:28,284 --> 01:09:29,619 Goodnight, dad. 1561 01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:31,855 Goodnight. 1562 01:09:37,661 --> 01:09:39,138 'Have you got everything, Sam?' 1563 01:09:39,162 --> 01:09:41,264 'Now I leave it up to you girls. Is it fair?' 1564 01:09:41,330 --> 01:09:44,067 I own this house, my name is on the deed, legal and everything. 1565 01:09:44,133 --> 01:09:45,811 And just because he says there's isn't room enough 1566 01:09:45,835 --> 01:09:47,036 to toss around on the couch 1567 01:09:47,103 --> 01:09:48,648 I have to take the couch and he gets my room 1568 01:09:48,672 --> 01:09:50,106 with the double box spring mattress. 1569 01:09:50,173 --> 01:09:51,651 Well, it's a shame. He's taking advantage of you. 1570 01:09:51,675 --> 01:09:53,142 If I were you, I'd see a good lawyer. 1571 01:09:53,209 --> 01:09:55,745 - I used to be a lawyer. - You have property rights. 1572 01:09:55,812 --> 01:09:57,923 Now, be fair, Sam. After all, he offered you the couch. 1573 01:09:57,947 --> 01:09:59,158 Now, Sam, you've always wanted to rough it. 1574 01:09:59,182 --> 01:10:00,349 Here's your chance. 1575 01:10:00,416 --> 01:10:01,694 Oh, where can we put these things? 1576 01:10:01,718 --> 01:10:02,795 - Let's put 'em in the closet. - Yeah. 1577 01:10:02,819 --> 01:10:04,153 You'd better get Jim's permission. 1578 01:10:04,220 --> 01:10:06,923 Buff, I'm surprised with you. I have never.. 1579 01:10:06,990 --> 01:10:08,692 - Hello, everybody. - Hello. 1580 01:10:08,758 --> 01:10:10,159 - Hello. - Nan around? 1581 01:10:10,226 --> 01:10:11,804 She's in town, but she'll be back any minute. 1582 01:10:11,828 --> 01:10:13,763 Oh, well, the roses will keep. 1583 01:10:13,830 --> 01:10:15,331 I love birthdays, don't you? 1584 01:10:15,398 --> 01:10:17,066 Depends on whose it is and how many. 1585 01:10:17,133 --> 01:10:18,535 Well, I don't know how many years 1586 01:10:18,602 --> 01:10:19,769 Nan confesses to these days 1587 01:10:19,836 --> 01:10:22,405 but I bought a rose for each year. 1588 01:10:22,472 --> 01:10:24,641 You don't mean that today's mother's birthday? 1589 01:10:24,708 --> 01:10:26,242 It is. What date is it? 1590 01:10:26,309 --> 01:10:28,353 By George, with all the excitement of the play opening 1591 01:10:28,377 --> 01:10:29,445 I clean forgot. 1592 01:10:29,513 --> 01:10:30,914 Is there a florist? 1593 01:10:30,980 --> 01:10:32,482 Is there a jeweler? 1594 01:10:32,549 --> 01:10:33,693 I wanted to get her a bracelet. 1595 01:10:33,717 --> 01:10:35,318 What's the number? Let's see.. 1596 01:10:35,384 --> 01:10:38,021 We've got to do something. 1597 01:10:38,087 --> 01:10:40,423 - Oh, here she comes. - Hello? 1598 01:10:40,490 --> 01:10:43,159 - Information? - Penny? 1599 01:10:43,226 --> 01:10:45,394 It's too late. 1600 01:10:45,461 --> 01:10:47,664 She's already here. It's too late. 1601 01:10:47,731 --> 01:10:49,032 Here. You take them. 1602 01:10:49,098 --> 01:10:50,710 It's much more important that you should remember. 1603 01:10:50,734 --> 01:10:51,777 Oh, no, no, no. Thank you. I couldn't do that. 1604 01:10:51,801 --> 01:10:52,936 Don't be silly. Take them. 1605 01:10:53,002 --> 01:10:55,104 There was a sale in the shop, anyway. 1606 01:10:55,171 --> 01:10:57,874 And it might be better if you forgot a few years. 1607 01:10:59,042 --> 01:11:01,244 Hey, girls, you give the cake to Nan. 1608 01:11:01,310 --> 01:11:03,179 - Oh, we couldn't-- - Now don't talk nonsense. 1609 01:11:03,246 --> 01:11:05,882 - You do as you're told to-- - But you brought the cake. 1610 01:11:07,050 --> 01:11:08,184 Here. 1611 01:11:08,251 --> 01:11:10,554 We never make much of a fuss over birthdays. 1612 01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:13,022 Oh. 1613 01:11:13,089 --> 01:11:14,891 "Happy birthday!" 1614 01:11:14,958 --> 01:11:16,798 - More expense. - The girls need these tonight. 1615 01:11:16,826 --> 01:11:18,437 Take them up to the bedroom. Have you started dinner? 1616 01:11:18,461 --> 01:11:19,972 - Why, of course. - It has to be early tonight. 1617 01:11:19,996 --> 01:11:21,531 We're going to the theater, you know. 1618 01:11:21,598 --> 01:11:23,232 I was never so tired in my life. 1619 01:11:24,801 --> 01:11:26,970 Whew! I'll never go shopping again on dolliday. 1620 01:11:27,036 --> 01:11:29,739 * Happy birthday to you * 1621 01:11:29,806 --> 01:11:32,375 * Happy birthday to you * 1622 01:11:32,441 --> 01:11:35,879 *Happy birthday dear mother * 1623 01:11:35,945 --> 01:11:40,049 * Happy birthday to you ** 1624 01:11:41,484 --> 01:11:42,986 Is it really my birthday? 1625 01:11:43,052 --> 01:11:46,089 It certainly is. Happy birthday, mother. 1626 01:11:47,857 --> 01:11:50,860 Oh, Sam, yellow roses. You know, I love them. 1627 01:11:52,829 --> 01:11:54,273 Yes, there was a sale at the florist's 1628 01:11:54,297 --> 01:11:55,808 and as it coincided with your birthday, I thought-- 1629 01:11:55,832 --> 01:11:57,801 Thanks. It was sweet of you to remember. 1630 01:11:57,867 --> 01:12:00,269 We caught him in the act of phoning Tiffany's too. 1631 01:12:00,336 --> 01:12:02,081 Yes, there's a sale there. There's a sale everywhere. 1632 01:12:02,105 --> 01:12:04,273 - Oh, Sam. - 'Thank you, Nan.' 1633 01:12:05,842 --> 01:12:07,286 My gift to you would be the fact that I won't tell 1634 01:12:07,310 --> 01:12:09,012 these people about the time you were 20 1635 01:12:09,078 --> 01:12:11,314 crying on my shoulder because you were getting old. 1636 01:12:14,417 --> 01:12:16,586 That was a long time ago. 1637 01:12:23,026 --> 01:12:24,160 My cake. 1638 01:12:24,227 --> 01:12:25,838 - Isn't it lovely? - It's a lovely cake, isn't it? 1639 01:12:25,862 --> 01:12:27,997 - It's beautiful. - Yes. 1640 01:12:29,966 --> 01:12:32,068 Um, uh, there is, there's something in the garden 1641 01:12:32,135 --> 01:12:33,837 we'd like you to see. Wouldn't we, Linda? 1642 01:12:33,903 --> 01:12:36,172 - Yes, there is. - Oh, oh, yes, yes. 1643 01:12:36,239 --> 01:12:39,275 I was noticing it just the other day. Mm-hmm. 1644 01:12:39,342 --> 01:12:41,911 I wanted to ask your advice on something. 1645 01:12:44,413 --> 01:12:46,373 We just want to tell you that what you did for Sam 1646 01:12:46,415 --> 01:12:47,784 was really awfully swell. 1647 01:12:47,851 --> 01:12:50,353 I'd do it for myself. 1648 01:12:50,419 --> 01:12:53,122 Did you have the flowers arranged just this way.. 1649 01:12:53,189 --> 01:12:54,090 ...with the corsage? 1650 01:12:54,157 --> 01:12:55,959 Well, I left it up to the florist. I.. 1651 01:12:56,025 --> 01:12:57,894 It develops their initiative. 1652 01:12:57,961 --> 01:12:59,471 I thought they'd be nice for the theater. 1653 01:12:59,495 --> 01:13:01,040 Mother, may I borrow a pair of your stockings? 1654 01:13:01,064 --> 01:13:02,474 - What? Again, darling? - Yes, when I was-- 1655 01:13:02,498 --> 01:13:04,267 Oh, never mind. They're up in the top drawer. 1656 01:13:04,333 --> 01:13:06,311 We'll have to rush. Mother, we'll meet you at the theater. 1657 01:13:06,335 --> 01:13:08,471 'Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who are "We?"' 1658 01:13:08,537 --> 01:13:10,707 Gabriel and I. I'm picking him up at the cannery. 1659 01:13:10,774 --> 01:13:12,785 Oh, Buff, darling, I've asked you time and time again 1660 01:13:12,809 --> 01:13:14,210 not to go on seeing him. 1661 01:13:14,277 --> 01:13:15,855 Do you want me to turn into an old-fashioned mother 1662 01:13:15,879 --> 01:13:17,113 and put you on bread and water? 1663 01:13:17,180 --> 01:13:19,148 But, mother, he's a reformed character. 1664 01:13:19,215 --> 01:13:21,550 He's got a job at the cannery and he's working hard. 1665 01:13:21,617 --> 01:13:22,986 He hasn't complained once. 1666 01:13:23,052 --> 01:13:24,754 Really, he's a changed man. 1667 01:13:24,821 --> 01:13:26,465 And you know what Freud says in his latest book. 1668 01:13:26,489 --> 01:13:28,925 "Mothers should definitely not interfere." 1669 01:13:28,992 --> 01:13:30,836 Well, there's a new edition out and he's reversed himself. 1670 01:13:30,860 --> 01:13:33,596 It's alright now for mothers to interfere. 1671 01:13:33,663 --> 01:13:35,374 I'm sorry, darling, I do not approve Gabriel 1672 01:13:35,398 --> 01:13:36,666 and neither does Sam. 1673 01:13:36,733 --> 01:13:38,802 - Do you, Sam? - Whatever you say, dear. 1674 01:13:38,868 --> 01:13:41,370 - Well, father likes him. - Oh, he does, does he? 1675 01:13:41,437 --> 01:13:43,940 Well, that proves my point, doesn't it? 1676 01:13:44,007 --> 01:13:45,847 I think I have something to say to your father. 1677 01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:48,044 I don't think it'll help. 1678 01:13:49,879 --> 01:13:51,056 Sam, you wouldn't mind giving Jim 1679 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,682 a piece of your mind, would you? 1680 01:13:52,749 --> 01:13:54,217 I would not. I gave him my room. 1681 01:13:54,283 --> 01:13:56,085 That's enough. 1682 01:13:59,322 --> 01:14:01,524 Naturally, we wouldn't want Buff and Cora to think 1683 01:14:01,590 --> 01:14:02,859 that-that we.. 1684 01:14:02,926 --> 01:14:04,227 I understand perfectly. 1685 01:14:04,293 --> 01:14:06,062 Now you act as snip as you like, daughters 1686 01:14:06,129 --> 01:14:09,365 so they'll think the popular front is still on. 1687 01:14:09,432 --> 01:14:10,800 Here's mother. Come on. 1688 01:14:10,867 --> 01:14:12,969 Remember, it's a deal. 1689 01:14:13,036 --> 01:14:14,213 Pay no attention to him, mother. 1690 01:14:14,237 --> 01:14:16,405 He's a man utterly without understanding. 1691 01:14:19,242 --> 01:14:22,311 Jim, have you been encouraging Buff to carry on with Gabriel? 1692 01:14:22,378 --> 01:14:23,646 You look lovely, Nan. 1693 01:14:23,713 --> 01:14:25,991 And you always had a special sort of bloom on your birthday. 1694 01:14:26,015 --> 01:14:27,884 No nonsense, you faltered it alright 1695 01:14:27,951 --> 01:14:29,085 to influence your children. 1696 01:14:29,152 --> 01:14:30,592 Well, that's true, Nan, I didn't have 1697 01:14:30,653 --> 01:14:32,055 the right to encourage Buff. 1698 01:14:32,121 --> 01:14:34,090 Neither did I have the right to discourage her. 1699 01:14:34,157 --> 01:14:36,893 So I merely look wise. She mistook it for approval. 1700 01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,395 You are birds of a feather, you and Gabriel. 1701 01:14:39,462 --> 01:14:40,596 I've always thought of myself 1702 01:14:40,663 --> 01:14:43,032 as a magnificently exclusive specie. 1703 01:14:43,099 --> 01:14:44,400 However, there's room for Gabriel 1704 01:14:44,467 --> 01:14:46,169 if he'd like to join. 1705 01:14:46,235 --> 01:14:49,605 Jim, why did you come back? 1706 01:14:49,672 --> 01:14:51,808 Penny's cooking. 1707 01:14:53,609 --> 01:14:56,079 Of course, I know it was you who sent me the roses. 1708 01:14:56,145 --> 01:14:58,481 You had them arranged just as you always had them arranged 1709 01:14:58,547 --> 01:15:00,049 all those years. 1710 01:15:00,116 --> 01:15:01,517 Weren't bad years, were they, Nan? 1711 01:15:01,584 --> 01:15:03,519 No, they weren't. Not when you look back on them. 1712 01:15:03,586 --> 01:15:05,721 You mustn't be too hard on Sam. Anybody can forget. 1713 01:15:05,789 --> 01:15:07,232 Now don't go defending Sam or I'll think 1714 01:15:07,256 --> 01:15:09,893 there's something the matter with him too. 1715 01:15:09,959 --> 01:15:12,161 Anyway, thanks for the roses. 1716 01:15:13,797 --> 01:15:16,099 They're a peace offering, Nan. 1717 01:15:16,165 --> 01:15:18,501 The first miserable step on the road to repentance. 1718 01:15:18,567 --> 01:15:21,404 It's a long road, Jim. That was a major offense. 1719 01:15:21,470 --> 01:15:23,206 Walking out on a wife and four children. 1720 01:15:23,272 --> 01:15:24,549 Hold it, Tinka, while I call mother. 1721 01:15:24,573 --> 01:15:25,573 Alright. 1722 01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:27,010 Mother! 1723 01:15:27,076 --> 01:15:28,520 Mom, come here and have a look at the dress 1724 01:15:28,544 --> 01:15:30,613 I'm wearing tonight. Don't waste time. 1725 01:15:30,679 --> 01:15:33,382 We've got important things to do. Come on, mother. 1726 01:15:36,319 --> 01:15:37,486 Hey, Cora! 1727 01:15:37,553 --> 01:15:38,597 That's no way to talk to father. 1728 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:43,559 I didn't mean to hurt him. 1729 01:15:43,626 --> 01:15:45,461 I know, but don't you think.. 1730 01:15:45,528 --> 01:15:47,797 What about her dance? 1731 01:15:51,367 --> 01:15:53,569 Well, uh.. 1732 01:15:53,636 --> 01:15:55,104 Where's the dress? 1733 01:15:55,171 --> 01:15:56,639 Well, it's on a chair there, mother. 1734 01:16:09,252 --> 01:16:11,296 Don't tell me you're going to the play with that beard? 1735 01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:12,455 Huh? 1736 01:16:12,521 --> 01:16:14,290 Well, there's a Tibetan tribe that considers 1737 01:16:14,357 --> 01:16:16,159 a clean-shaven face a mark of disrespect. 1738 01:16:16,225 --> 01:16:17,393 Well, you're not in Tibet. 1739 01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:18,995 - Girls, he needs a shave. - What? 1740 01:16:19,062 --> 01:16:20,405 - He needs a shave. - He needs a shave. 1741 01:16:20,429 --> 01:16:21,364 He needs a shave. 1742 01:16:22,631 --> 01:16:25,068 Now, listen to me, a lot of very funny things 1743 01:16:25,134 --> 01:16:26,846 have been done to me, but I've never been shaved by-- 1744 01:16:28,304 --> 01:16:30,273 We'll make a out of you. 1745 01:16:32,475 --> 01:16:34,119 'Probably the best shave you've ever had.' 1746 01:16:34,143 --> 01:16:38,147 And the closest. Have you got the towel? 1747 01:16:38,214 --> 01:16:40,283 Oh, you can't escape from this this time. 1748 01:16:43,052 --> 01:16:46,789 - Gangway. - Hey, that's my shaving stuff. 1749 01:16:46,856 --> 01:16:48,992 Ah! There she is. 1750 01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:52,095 - 'Come on.' - 'Over here.' 1751 01:16:57,967 --> 01:17:00,103 'Come on, scalp ready.' 1752 01:17:13,116 --> 01:17:14,383 I hope this is a short play. 1753 01:17:14,450 --> 01:17:16,719 The coach wants me to be asleep by 10:30. 1754 01:17:16,785 --> 01:17:18,030 If it's the kind of play I think it is 1755 01:17:18,054 --> 01:17:20,056 you'll be asleep before 10:30. 1756 01:17:20,123 --> 01:17:21,424 ...I believe that. 1757 01:17:21,490 --> 01:17:22,834 The actors have been rehearsing with the furniture 1758 01:17:22,858 --> 01:17:24,427 this way for weeks, it'll upset them. 1759 01:17:24,493 --> 01:17:26,729 It's much more important that the room looks right. 1760 01:17:26,795 --> 01:17:28,840 Wouldn't you think, with Johnny Heming almost in the family 1761 01:17:28,864 --> 01:17:30,333 we'd get a couple of passes? 1762 01:17:30,399 --> 01:17:32,768 How can you enjoy a play if you have to pay for it? 1763 01:17:32,835 --> 01:17:35,471 - Come on. - Hurry up, Buff. 1764 01:17:35,538 --> 01:17:37,073 - Good luck, Johnny. - Thanks. 1765 01:17:37,140 --> 01:17:38,683 Well, I know it's gonna be grand, Johnny. Good luck. 1766 01:17:38,707 --> 01:17:39,976 Uh, you wouldn't like 1767 01:17:40,043 --> 01:17:41,053 to sort of add a little weight 1768 01:17:41,077 --> 01:17:42,311 to those words, would you? 1769 01:17:42,378 --> 01:17:43,980 Sure. 1770 01:17:44,047 --> 01:17:45,548 That the best you can do? 1771 01:17:45,614 --> 01:17:46,983 Under the circumstances. 1772 01:17:47,050 --> 01:17:48,985 Certain circumstances being Gabriel? 1773 01:17:50,519 --> 01:17:53,122 Well, I suppose in the long run, it's better to be known 1774 01:17:53,189 --> 01:17:54,733 as a great playwright than a happy husband. 1775 01:17:54,757 --> 01:17:57,293 Ha ha. Who ever asked a happy husband for his autograph? 1776 01:17:57,360 --> 01:17:59,328 - Yeah. - 'Places, please. Places.' 1777 01:17:59,395 --> 01:18:01,597 Go ahead. Get to your seat before some scalper sells it. 1778 01:18:03,332 --> 01:18:05,168 'This is Mr. Trimble speaking.' 1779 01:18:05,234 --> 01:18:07,212 'I think it'd be a clever idea to open a concessional' 1780 01:18:07,236 --> 01:18:08,271 'San Francisco fair.' 1781 01:18:08,337 --> 01:18:09,973 'Also another in New York.' 1782 01:18:10,039 --> 01:18:11,340 'Yes, that'll boost our products' 1783 01:18:11,407 --> 01:18:12,918 'and give us a coast to coast reputation.' 1784 01:18:12,942 --> 01:18:14,443 - 'Mr. Trimble?' - 'Yes.' 1785 01:18:14,510 --> 01:18:16,188 'There's a Ms. Martin to see you.' 1786 01:18:16,212 --> 01:18:17,689 'Ms. Martin? What does she want?' 1787 01:18:17,713 --> 01:18:19,158 'She has a letter from a friend of yours.' 1788 01:18:19,182 --> 01:18:20,492 'It says she's just out of Vassar.' 1789 01:18:20,516 --> 01:18:22,027 'What, another college girl?' 1790 01:18:22,051 --> 01:18:23,953 'Alright, show her in.' 1791 01:18:25,989 --> 01:18:27,323 Shh! 1792 01:18:29,225 --> 01:18:31,194 'Think of the thousands of unemployed.' 1793 01:18:31,260 --> 01:18:32,928 People who struggle for their daily bread 1794 01:18:32,996 --> 01:18:35,031 with mothers and fathers depending on them. 1795 01:18:35,098 --> 01:18:36,432 Yet you modern girls come here 1796 01:18:36,499 --> 01:18:38,401 and expect jobs to grow on trees. 1797 01:18:38,467 --> 01:18:40,469 Well, I'll have to disillusion you. 1798 01:18:40,536 --> 01:18:41,937 I'm sorry, Ms. Martin, but I can't 1799 01:18:42,005 --> 01:18:43,206 do anything for you right now. 1800 01:18:43,272 --> 01:18:45,808 Perhaps, in about three months time. 1801 01:18:45,874 --> 01:18:47,376 Please, Mr. Trimble 1802 01:18:47,443 --> 01:18:49,012 I need that job. 1803 01:18:49,078 --> 01:18:50,755 There are three people at home depending on me. 1804 01:18:50,779 --> 01:18:52,348 I can't go back to them. 1805 01:18:52,415 --> 01:18:54,383 I can't. I.. 1806 01:19:04,160 --> 01:19:05,828 She looked so lovely. 1807 01:19:12,368 --> 01:19:13,578 Don't you think you've had this on-- 1808 01:19:13,602 --> 01:19:15,738 Oh, that's my duty. 1809 01:19:15,804 --> 01:19:17,606 - Ah! Ouch. - Ha ha ha. 1810 01:19:17,673 --> 01:19:19,142 Well, we used 1811 01:19:19,208 --> 01:19:20,619 for as after he'd appointed me royal barber. 1812 01:19:20,643 --> 01:19:22,021 You girls couldn't have spared the offer. 1813 01:19:22,045 --> 01:19:23,045 Oh, here's Cora now. 1814 01:19:23,079 --> 01:19:24,089 Cora, you were simply wonderful. 1815 01:19:24,113 --> 01:19:25,190 'Oh, Cora, you were wonderful.' 1816 01:19:26,749 --> 01:19:28,560 You know, darling, I could hardly keep from shouting 1817 01:19:28,584 --> 01:19:29,794 to the audience that I'm your mother. 1818 01:19:29,818 --> 01:19:31,287 Oh, thank you, mom. 1819 01:19:31,354 --> 01:19:33,065 I'll have Johnny mention it in his curtain speech. 1820 01:19:33,089 --> 01:19:34,566 Another thing he might mention is the fact 1821 01:19:34,590 --> 01:19:37,126 that on September 15th Ms. Cora Masters starts 1822 01:19:37,193 --> 01:19:39,228 with the National Academy Of Dramatic Art. 1823 01:19:39,295 --> 01:19:41,897 Sam, now really? But it's so expensive. 1824 01:19:41,964 --> 01:19:43,042 Well, I can cut down on my cigar money. 1825 01:19:43,066 --> 01:19:44,233 Oh, Sam! 1826 01:19:45,668 --> 01:19:47,503 Give me a year or two and I'll really show you 1827 01:19:47,570 --> 01:19:48,904 some scene stealing. 1828 01:19:48,971 --> 01:19:50,715 By the way, George, I have an announcement for you 1829 01:19:50,739 --> 01:19:52,051 if you promise to refrain from this method 1830 01:19:52,075 --> 01:19:53,085 of showing your appreciation. 1831 01:19:53,109 --> 01:19:54,343 Yes, sir. 1832 01:19:54,410 --> 01:19:56,188 I talked to our directors and beginning Monday 1833 01:19:56,212 --> 01:19:57,989 there'll be a desk for you in our organization. 1834 01:19:58,013 --> 01:20:00,183 - Oh, Sam, that's wonderful. - Don't thank me now. 1835 01:20:00,249 --> 01:20:02,161 I'm sorry, I can't start you up more impressively. 1836 01:20:02,185 --> 01:20:03,528 You're just one of our vice presidents. 1837 01:20:03,552 --> 01:20:04,953 I'd just like to see somebody 1838 01:20:05,020 --> 01:20:06,165 try to stop me from thanking you. I think.. 1839 01:20:07,490 --> 01:20:09,125 After the show, George, after the show. 1840 01:20:09,192 --> 01:20:11,360 Yes, after the show. 1841 01:20:11,427 --> 01:20:14,297 It's funny how quickly I begin to feel like an executive. 1842 01:20:15,531 --> 01:20:18,434 Uh, by the way, Jim, how about a quick smoke? 1843 01:20:19,502 --> 01:20:21,637 Oh, not a bad idea at all. 1844 01:20:23,739 --> 01:20:25,074 Here we are. 1845 01:20:27,110 --> 01:20:29,278 Hmm, if Angels smoked, this is their brand. 1846 01:20:29,345 --> 01:20:30,655 Though I doubt if they can afford them 1847 01:20:30,679 --> 01:20:32,281 on their present salaries. 1848 01:20:32,348 --> 01:20:34,350 - Masters. - Hmm? 1849 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:36,285 There's something you and I.. 1850 01:20:36,352 --> 01:20:37,729 Look, this isn't very much of a play. 1851 01:20:37,753 --> 01:20:40,055 Do you mind if you miss a bit of it? 1852 01:20:40,123 --> 01:20:41,790 I'll talk. 1853 01:20:41,857 --> 01:20:43,126 Well, the fact is, Jim-- 1854 01:20:43,192 --> 01:20:45,394 There's something you want to get off your chest. 1855 01:20:45,461 --> 01:20:48,364 - Yes, there is. - Come on, let's sit down. 1856 01:20:48,431 --> 01:20:50,475 Now, I thought that perhaps a good straight from the shoulder 1857 01:20:50,499 --> 01:20:52,801 heart to heart talk would go with the cigar. 1858 01:20:52,868 --> 01:20:54,303 I'm afraid it does. 1859 01:20:54,370 --> 01:20:56,305 We're a very happy family here, Masters. 1860 01:20:56,372 --> 01:20:58,150 I'm in love with Nan and Nan's in love with me. 1861 01:20:58,174 --> 01:20:59,475 And I'm crazy about the girls 1862 01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:01,344 and they're more than a little fond to me. 1863 01:21:01,410 --> 01:21:03,279 Not a false note in the picture. 1864 01:21:03,346 --> 01:21:05,248 Then you had to come walking in. 1865 01:21:05,314 --> 01:21:06,725 You see, two fathers in one household 1866 01:21:06,749 --> 01:21:08,617 make things a little top-heavy. 1867 01:21:08,684 --> 01:21:10,253 I'll admit you've won the girls over 1868 01:21:10,319 --> 01:21:12,521 either by some peculiar sort of charm or.. 1869 01:21:12,588 --> 01:21:14,466 ...perhaps it's because they don't know any better. 1870 01:21:14,490 --> 01:21:16,592 Well, let's just say they don't know any better. 1871 01:21:16,659 --> 01:21:19,695 I know the girls still want me to marry Nan, but.. 1872 01:21:19,762 --> 01:21:22,731 ...frankly, Jim, they still want you around. 1873 01:21:22,798 --> 01:21:25,501 If you stay I haven't much of a chance. 1874 01:21:25,568 --> 01:21:27,146 Whether you want to or not, you'll win away 1875 01:21:27,170 --> 01:21:29,905 every scrap of affection they have for me. 1876 01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:31,207 Stacked up alongside of you 1877 01:21:31,274 --> 01:21:33,442 they'll see me for what I really am. 1878 01:21:33,509 --> 01:21:37,146 A dull, pedantic head of a corporation. 1879 01:21:37,213 --> 01:21:38,647 And then what would happen? 1880 01:21:38,714 --> 01:21:40,449 One fine day, you will up and leave. 1881 01:21:40,516 --> 01:21:43,018 That's the kind of a person you are. 1882 01:21:43,085 --> 01:21:45,354 And think how that would hurt them. 1883 01:21:45,421 --> 01:21:47,490 They'd never feel the same towards me. 1884 01:21:47,556 --> 01:21:49,925 All that old beautiful, carefree relationship 1885 01:21:49,992 --> 01:21:51,694 would be a thing of the past. 1886 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:55,498 But Nan and I, we feel that if you'd cut your visit short.. 1887 01:21:55,564 --> 01:21:58,567 ...go away before the girls grew too fond of you 1888 01:21:58,634 --> 01:22:01,069 things wouldn't be changed. 1889 01:22:01,136 --> 01:22:03,248 Look, Jim, you know what I'm trying to say, don't you? 1890 01:22:03,272 --> 01:22:04,540 Yes, I know. 1891 01:22:04,607 --> 01:22:07,610 Then do I even get the usual two weeks' notice? 1892 01:22:07,676 --> 01:22:08,977 You underestimate your charm. 1893 01:22:09,044 --> 01:22:12,147 In two weeks I'd be sunk. 1894 01:22:12,215 --> 01:22:13,582 I've been so busy making money 1895 01:22:13,649 --> 01:22:14,717 that I haven't had a chance 1896 01:22:14,783 --> 01:22:17,886 to realize how lonely I'd be. 1897 01:22:17,953 --> 01:22:21,457 All I want to do now is to make Nan and the girls happy. 1898 01:22:21,524 --> 01:22:24,860 I can, if you'll let me. 1899 01:22:35,904 --> 01:22:37,440 Oh, mother, please, I know what he was 1900 01:22:37,506 --> 01:22:38,850 and what he did, but that doesn't mean-- 1901 01:22:38,874 --> 01:22:41,344 Yes, it does. A leopard doesn't change it's spots. 1902 01:22:41,410 --> 01:22:42,954 Now, you're just throwing proverbs at me. 1903 01:22:42,978 --> 01:22:44,538 The very fact that you can't be original 1904 01:22:44,580 --> 01:22:46,181 shows you haven't got a leg to stand on. 1905 01:22:46,249 --> 01:22:48,016 Oh, here's your gloves. 1906 01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:49,294 You're under discussion, Gabriel. 1907 01:22:49,318 --> 01:22:50,719 Maybe you'd better leave. 1908 01:22:50,786 --> 01:22:52,497 Oh, I don't mind being the center of attraction. 1909 01:22:52,521 --> 01:22:54,657 The question is, am I worth it? 1910 01:22:54,723 --> 01:22:56,868 For the last time, Buff, I'm asking you to come home with us. 1911 01:22:56,892 --> 01:22:59,295 Not to see Gabriel tonight or any other night. 1912 01:22:59,362 --> 01:23:01,564 Mother, that sounds very close to an ultimatum. 1913 01:23:01,630 --> 01:23:02,865 It is. 1914 01:23:02,931 --> 01:23:04,409 The fact is, Buff, your mother and I have decided 1915 01:23:04,433 --> 01:23:05,701 not to put it off any longer. 1916 01:23:05,768 --> 01:23:07,636 We're getting married tomorrow. 1917 01:23:07,703 --> 01:23:08,537 Tomorrow? 1918 01:23:08,604 --> 01:23:09,614 Yes, and all I'm asking you 1919 01:23:09,638 --> 01:23:10,649 to do is to get in the car 1920 01:23:10,673 --> 01:23:13,008 and come home with us now. 1921 01:23:13,075 --> 01:23:15,244 It's your mind. Make it up. 1922 01:23:18,681 --> 01:23:21,750 - Jim, what shall I do, Jim? - What do you want to do, Buff? 1923 01:23:21,817 --> 01:23:24,453 - Oh, go with Gabriel. - Go ahead. 1924 01:23:25,688 --> 01:23:27,723 I'm sorry, mother. Sorry, Sam. 1925 01:23:34,430 --> 01:23:36,732 'Marriage? I don't know.' 1926 01:23:36,799 --> 01:23:38,410 'Think what you're letting yourself in for.' 1927 01:23:38,434 --> 01:23:40,603 'I'm a whacky guy, I could work 24 hours a day' 1928 01:23:40,669 --> 01:23:42,204 I'll never have a dime. 1929 01:23:42,271 --> 01:23:44,440 Look at the bright side. No income tax. 1930 01:23:44,507 --> 01:23:46,809 Look at your menu. Canned fish. 1931 01:23:46,875 --> 01:23:48,644 Maybe seven days a week. 1932 01:23:48,711 --> 01:23:51,179 You can 'em, I'll eat 'em. 1933 01:23:51,246 --> 01:23:54,450 A girl like you, why, you're geared for the best. 1934 01:23:54,517 --> 01:23:57,052 Perfumes from the Arabi, spices from Damascus. 1935 01:23:57,119 --> 01:23:58,454 I'll have Jim tell me about them. 1936 01:23:58,521 --> 01:23:59,855 They're better that way. 1937 01:23:59,922 --> 01:24:01,690 What makes you think I'll stick around here? 1938 01:24:01,757 --> 01:24:04,327 The first good wind that comes along will take me with it. 1939 01:24:04,393 --> 01:24:06,128 I got a date with the world. 1940 01:24:06,194 --> 01:24:07,530 That's funny. 1941 01:24:07,596 --> 01:24:09,832 Jim said the same thing. 1942 01:24:09,898 --> 01:24:11,567 Only he was fancier. 1943 01:24:11,634 --> 01:24:15,404 "A rendezvous with the universe" he called it. 1944 01:24:15,471 --> 01:24:17,272 Oh, Johnny Heming. 1945 01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,707 There's the boy for you. 1946 01:24:18,774 --> 01:24:21,777 I personally guarantee he'll stay put. 1947 01:24:21,844 --> 01:24:25,147 Dad tried to talk mother out of marrying him too. 1948 01:24:25,213 --> 01:24:27,149 She didn't listen either. 1949 01:24:34,590 --> 01:24:38,361 What a family tree you'll grow out of us two nuts. 1950 01:24:52,408 --> 01:24:53,742 Jim! 1951 01:24:58,914 --> 01:25:01,550 I couldn't sleep, so I took a turn along the beach. 1952 01:25:01,617 --> 01:25:02,851 Now I'm wide awake. 1953 01:25:02,918 --> 01:25:05,721 Jim, Gabriel and I have decided that.. 1954 01:25:05,788 --> 01:25:07,298 Well, it's no use trying to win mother over. 1955 01:25:07,322 --> 01:25:09,625 She's too sensible. So we're going to elope. 1956 01:25:09,692 --> 01:25:11,827 - When? - Tomorrow. 1957 01:25:11,894 --> 01:25:15,564 Well, aren't you gonna make a show of trying to stop us? 1958 01:25:15,631 --> 01:25:18,233 On the contrary, you have my official blessing. 1959 01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:19,602 Some people would regard it as 1960 01:25:19,668 --> 01:25:22,204 equivalent to a witch's curse. 1961 01:25:22,270 --> 01:25:24,373 It's all we want. 1962 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:26,842 You two kids.. 1963 01:25:26,909 --> 01:25:28,777 Oh, I never was sentimental about marriage 1964 01:25:28,844 --> 01:25:30,679 and I'm not gonna start now. 1965 01:25:31,780 --> 01:25:32,815 Dad. 1966 01:25:35,418 --> 01:25:37,119 Goodnight, dad. 1967 01:25:38,487 --> 01:25:40,055 Goodnight, Buff. 1968 01:25:53,802 --> 01:25:54,937 Yes? 1969 01:25:56,371 --> 01:25:58,507 - May I come in? - Yes, Jim. 1970 01:26:02,144 --> 01:26:04,613 Just a minute. 1971 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:07,450 Oh, no, that wrinkle is still there. 1972 01:26:07,516 --> 01:26:09,885 Nan, Sam and I have been having a little talk. 1973 01:26:11,687 --> 01:26:13,422 Yes, I know all about it. 1974 01:26:13,489 --> 01:26:15,458 I don't want to go, Nan. 1975 01:26:15,524 --> 01:26:16,635 You've been here almost two weeks. 1976 01:26:16,659 --> 01:26:18,293 Isn't that a record for you? 1977 01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:20,729 And I never want to go. 1978 01:26:20,796 --> 01:26:23,932 How long will you feel this way, Jim? 1979 01:26:23,999 --> 01:26:26,735 Well, do you know what the past few years have been like, Nan? 1980 01:26:26,802 --> 01:26:28,179 Of course, if you were to keep moving 1981 01:26:28,203 --> 01:26:30,105 that burned itself out long ago. 1982 01:26:30,172 --> 01:26:31,239 But I had to keep on going 1983 01:26:31,306 --> 01:26:33,876 because I didn't dare to come home. 1984 01:26:33,942 --> 01:26:37,546 One hour meeting joints, one room in smelly boarding houses. 1985 01:26:37,613 --> 01:26:39,023 I wouldn't have minded the one room so much 1986 01:26:39,047 --> 01:26:41,717 if the wallpaper weren't eternally peeling. 1987 01:26:41,784 --> 01:26:43,652 Twenty years of it, Nan. 1988 01:26:43,719 --> 01:26:45,187 I'm sick to death of 1989 01:26:45,253 --> 01:26:48,891 trains and ships and strangers and cut-rate buses. 1990 01:26:50,225 --> 01:26:53,562 You don't know what these few weeks have done to me. 1991 01:26:53,629 --> 01:26:56,599 The wallpaper intact. 1992 01:26:56,665 --> 01:26:59,001 Two weeks without setting foot on a train 1993 01:26:59,067 --> 01:27:00,869 even a trolley car. 1994 01:27:03,271 --> 01:27:05,207 I love my daughters, Nan. 1995 01:27:06,108 --> 01:27:08,243 I love you. 1996 01:27:08,310 --> 01:27:10,713 I want my family back. 1997 01:27:10,779 --> 01:27:13,215 Don't send me away. 1998 01:27:13,281 --> 01:27:15,784 Don't send me back. 1999 01:27:15,851 --> 01:27:18,353 Well, let's look at the other side of the picture. 2000 01:27:18,420 --> 01:27:20,422 You say, I can't marry Sam. 2001 01:27:20,489 --> 01:27:23,091 I'd get over that, I suppose. 2002 01:27:23,158 --> 01:27:24,693 But what about the children? 2003 01:27:24,760 --> 01:27:27,362 What happens to Cora's dream of dramatic school? 2004 01:27:27,429 --> 01:27:28,564 And George? 2005 01:27:28,631 --> 01:27:30,332 No desk for him. 2006 01:27:30,398 --> 01:27:31,767 He'll go on ringing doorbells 2007 01:27:31,834 --> 01:27:34,469 trying to sell streamline refuse cans. 2008 01:27:34,537 --> 01:27:36,681 And Linda will wait until he's scraped enough pennies together 2009 01:27:36,705 --> 01:27:38,173 so they can be married. 2010 01:27:38,240 --> 01:27:40,384 And you know the one thing she wants more than anything else 2011 01:27:40,408 --> 01:27:41,910 in the world is her own home. 2012 01:27:41,977 --> 01:27:44,747 And her own paid-up furniture so she can rearrange it. 2013 01:27:46,014 --> 01:27:48,116 Oh, Sam would still want to give them these things 2014 01:27:48,183 --> 01:27:51,019 but...you don't know your daughters if you think 2015 01:27:51,086 --> 01:27:51,987 they'd let him do it. 2016 01:27:52,054 --> 01:27:53,534 And I wouldn't want him to, would you? 2017 01:27:53,589 --> 01:27:54,589 No. 2018 01:27:54,623 --> 01:27:55,791 The worst of it is.. 2019 01:27:55,858 --> 01:27:57,626 ...you'd never know their disappointment. 2020 01:27:57,693 --> 01:28:00,563 They never reproach you by a word or a look. 2021 01:28:00,629 --> 01:28:01,906 But you'd always know what you'd done 2022 01:28:01,930 --> 01:28:03,699 to their lives and so would they. 2023 01:28:03,766 --> 01:28:04,976 They could have everything they wanted. 2024 01:28:05,000 --> 01:28:06,802 I, I'm not a fool, I've got brains. 2025 01:28:06,869 --> 01:28:10,205 - I could go into business. - Young men's talk, Jim. 2026 01:28:10,272 --> 01:28:13,175 There's Buff, our youngest. 2027 01:28:13,241 --> 01:28:15,510 You remember what you said the day she was born? 2028 01:28:15,578 --> 01:28:17,813 You were so set on a boy. 2029 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:19,682 You raised your eyes towards heaven.. 2030 01:28:19,748 --> 01:28:21,349 "I don't want to complain," I said 2031 01:28:21,416 --> 01:28:23,051 "but this is getting monotonous." 2032 01:28:23,118 --> 01:28:25,588 I've never forgotten anything I've ever said. 2033 01:28:27,189 --> 01:28:29,157 Buff's in trouble, Jim. 2034 01:28:29,224 --> 01:28:31,627 Gabriel's not for her. 2035 01:28:31,694 --> 01:28:33,829 I don't know how to explain it, but.. 2036 01:28:33,896 --> 01:28:36,599 ...your presence here adds to his enchantment. 2037 01:28:36,665 --> 01:28:39,768 Somehow Buff thinks your charm glows in him. 2038 01:28:39,835 --> 01:28:43,639 It's not you fault, but your stamp of approval is on him. 2039 01:28:43,706 --> 01:28:46,241 If you stay here, she'll run off with him, I'm sure. 2040 01:28:46,308 --> 01:28:48,376 And then he'll do to her just what you did to me 2041 01:28:48,443 --> 01:28:49,745 break her heart. 2042 01:28:49,812 --> 01:28:50,922 What do you think life was like 2043 01:28:50,946 --> 01:28:52,447 after you scooted off? 2044 01:28:52,514 --> 01:28:53,982 What do you.. 2045 01:28:58,821 --> 01:29:00,856 I'm sure Buff is headed for the same misery 2046 01:29:00,923 --> 01:29:04,827 that even...now I can't bring myself to describe. 2047 01:29:05,761 --> 01:29:07,763 I'm doing the pleading now, Jim. 2048 01:29:07,830 --> 01:29:11,166 You say you love your children. 2049 01:29:11,233 --> 01:29:14,569 If you do, you must go. 2050 01:29:14,637 --> 01:29:16,839 'And you must never come back.' 2051 01:29:31,854 --> 01:29:34,556 Well, thanks for the last two weeks anyway, Nan. 2052 01:29:34,623 --> 01:29:37,025 That'll make glorious remembering. 2053 01:29:37,092 --> 01:29:39,928 And thanks for all the things you didn't say. 2054 01:29:39,995 --> 01:29:42,173 You might have pointed out the beautifully poetic justice 2055 01:29:42,197 --> 01:29:44,499 of a man deserting his family 20 years ago 2056 01:29:44,566 --> 01:29:46,902 and being deserted by them now. 2057 01:29:46,969 --> 01:29:49,337 Or you might have thrown together a few maxims. 2058 01:29:49,404 --> 01:29:53,441 Sins cast from the waters coming home to roost. 2059 01:29:53,508 --> 01:29:54,819 Or you might merely have reminded me 2060 01:29:54,843 --> 01:29:57,412 this is my past catching up with me. 2061 01:29:57,479 --> 01:29:59,581 Final accounting. 2062 01:29:59,648 --> 01:30:02,818 Case of delayed bookkeeping. 2063 01:30:02,885 --> 01:30:05,287 You might have said all these things.. 2064 01:30:06,221 --> 01:30:08,023 ...but you didn't. 2065 01:30:10,225 --> 01:30:14,029 I don't know if my prayers get much attention in heaven.. 2066 01:30:14,096 --> 01:30:16,264 ...but they're all for you and Sam. 2067 01:30:26,975 --> 01:30:27,910 '...apartment in the city is easy.' 2068 01:30:27,976 --> 01:30:29,544 'Just two rooms.' 2069 01:30:29,611 --> 01:30:31,947 "Oh, I think we oughta have a little home in the country. 2070 01:30:32,014 --> 01:30:34,482 'After all, the vice-president's got to live up to..' 2071 01:30:34,549 --> 01:30:36,819 'I wonder if he'll ever have..' 2072 01:30:40,255 --> 01:30:41,900 Say, I wonder if it would cost a lot of money 2073 01:30:41,924 --> 01:30:43,401 and move this house closer to the beach. 2074 01:30:43,425 --> 01:30:46,194 - What? Move this house? - People move houses. 2075 01:30:46,261 --> 01:30:47,495 Why, dad.. 2076 01:30:47,562 --> 01:30:48,663 Come in. 2077 01:30:48,731 --> 01:30:50,398 - Hello, dad. - Dad. 2078 01:30:50,465 --> 01:30:53,235 How about it? Should I or should I not accept Hollywood offers? 2079 01:30:53,301 --> 01:30:55,838 Do you think George ought to wear wing collars to work? 2080 01:30:55,904 --> 01:30:57,773 - Well? - Tell me. 2081 01:30:57,840 --> 01:30:59,374 - Say, why so glum? - Huh? 2082 01:30:59,441 --> 01:31:01,352 You don't feel badly about mother marrying Sam, do you? 2083 01:31:01,376 --> 01:31:03,178 - No. - That doesn't mean anything. 2084 01:31:03,245 --> 01:31:06,048 We're four daughters, we could use two fathers. 2085 01:31:06,114 --> 01:31:09,752 I could use some sleep. I'm not glum, just tired. 2086 01:31:09,818 --> 01:31:11,586 Even a man of my amazing energy.. 2087 01:31:11,653 --> 01:31:12,921 Go ahead and go to bed. 2088 01:31:12,988 --> 01:31:14,723 We want you to look beautiful tomorrow. 2089 01:31:14,790 --> 01:31:16,334 Anybody says you aren't, we'll fight them. 2090 01:31:16,358 --> 01:31:18,626 Well, I like to think of myself as distinguished-looking 2091 01:31:18,693 --> 01:31:20,763 rather than just beautiful. 2092 01:31:20,829 --> 01:31:22,430 - Goodnight, Cora. - Goodnight. 2093 01:31:22,497 --> 01:31:23,966 Goodnight. 2094 01:31:29,071 --> 01:31:30,939 Linda, I'll give you my newest dress 2095 01:31:31,006 --> 01:31:33,241 if you get this fish out of here. 2096 01:31:40,916 --> 01:31:43,618 Meet you tomorrow at four at fifth and main. 2097 01:31:43,685 --> 01:31:45,253 Now, let's be sentimental about it. 2098 01:31:45,320 --> 01:31:47,289 At the courthouse by the statue of justice 2099 01:31:47,355 --> 01:31:48,390 where we first met. 2100 01:31:48,456 --> 01:31:49,992 Okay. 2101 01:31:50,058 --> 01:31:54,462 You're beautiful... and...everything. 2102 01:31:54,529 --> 01:31:56,464 I love you, and everything. 2103 01:32:04,672 --> 01:32:06,374 Hello. What are you doing here? 2104 01:32:06,441 --> 01:32:07,709 Got a few minutes, Gabe? 2105 01:32:07,776 --> 01:32:09,711 Well, um, my lunch hour's almost over. 2106 01:32:09,778 --> 01:32:11,679 I won't keep you long, I'm leaving town. 2107 01:32:11,746 --> 01:32:13,892 What's the matter? The family give you your walking papers? 2108 01:32:13,916 --> 01:32:15,383 Well, I wanted to get going myself. 2109 01:32:15,450 --> 01:32:17,419 But they made the motion, and I seconded it. 2110 01:32:17,485 --> 01:32:19,297 Well, if they don't like you, you can stay with Buff and me. 2111 01:32:19,321 --> 01:32:20,688 You can sleep over the furnace. 2112 01:32:20,755 --> 01:32:21,990 In the meantime, have some 2113 01:32:22,057 --> 01:32:23,892 of the white wine of the Mahaboos. 2114 01:32:23,959 --> 01:32:25,794 Signifying eternal friendship. 2115 01:32:25,861 --> 01:32:28,196 Which brings me to the business of the afternoon. 2116 01:32:28,263 --> 01:32:30,398 I don't want you to marry Buff. 2117 01:32:34,269 --> 01:32:36,671 Always leave 'em laughin', is that your idea? 2118 01:32:36,738 --> 01:32:38,573 I don't want you to marry Buff. 2119 01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:41,176 I don't get it. You seemed to be all for it last night. 2120 01:32:41,243 --> 01:32:42,744 Makes no sense in the sunlight. 2121 01:32:42,811 --> 01:32:44,055 Now, you know very well that you and Buff-- 2122 01:32:44,079 --> 01:32:45,647 I get it. Your heart isn't in this. 2123 01:32:45,713 --> 01:32:47,715 You're just saying a speech for Buff's old lady. 2124 01:32:47,782 --> 01:32:49,952 Well, you can go back and tell her my answer is no. 2125 01:32:50,018 --> 01:32:51,586 I'm asking it myself. 2126 01:32:51,653 --> 01:32:53,822 Do it for my sake and for Buff's. 2127 01:32:53,889 --> 01:32:55,390 Well, I'm meeting Buff this afternoon. 2128 01:32:55,457 --> 01:32:57,792 We're, we're supposed to get marr.. 2129 01:32:59,127 --> 01:33:00,662 Well, you can run away if you want to. 2130 01:33:00,728 --> 01:33:02,764 But as Shakespeare, Babe Ruth or somebody said 2131 01:33:02,831 --> 01:33:04,032 I'm made of sterner stuff. 2132 01:33:04,099 --> 01:33:05,500 I'm staying right here in this town 2133 01:33:05,567 --> 01:33:07,135 with Buff Lopez. Yeah. 2134 01:33:07,202 --> 01:33:08,379 And what's more, I'll make her happy 2135 01:33:08,403 --> 01:33:09,737 and I'm no fortune teller either. 2136 01:33:09,804 --> 01:33:11,073 Listen, Gabe, you couldn't make 2137 01:33:11,139 --> 01:33:12,440 Buff or anybody else happy. 2138 01:33:12,507 --> 01:33:13,641 Do you know why? 2139 01:33:13,708 --> 01:33:15,043 Because you're just like me. 2140 01:33:15,110 --> 01:33:16,955 There's only one thing in this world we're good at. 2141 01:33:16,979 --> 01:33:18,380 And that's making people miserable. 2142 01:33:18,446 --> 01:33:19,447 Nah, don't give me 2143 01:33:19,514 --> 01:33:21,783 any of that paper cover philosophy. 2144 01:33:21,850 --> 01:33:24,519 You listen to me. I quit selling whales' teeth because of Buff. 2145 01:33:24,586 --> 01:33:27,055 I wear ties because of her, I watch my English because of her. 2146 01:33:27,122 --> 01:33:29,657 Well, look, I even went to work because of her. 2147 01:33:29,724 --> 01:33:31,359 And I'm not giving her up. 2148 01:33:36,031 --> 01:33:38,066 Goodbye, Jim. 2149 01:33:42,237 --> 01:33:45,240 Give my regards to the chief of Mahaboos. 2150 01:33:54,049 --> 01:33:56,451 Two sweethearts embarking on a sea of matrimony. 2151 01:33:56,518 --> 01:33:57,652 Doesn't that inspire you? 2152 01:33:57,719 --> 01:33:59,330 I wouldn't get married on such short notice. 2153 01:33:59,354 --> 01:34:00,831 Cuts down awfully on the wedding presents. 2154 01:34:00,855 --> 01:34:02,357 - Oh! - What's the difference? 2155 01:34:02,424 --> 01:34:04,092 You'll have to hide half of them anyway. 2156 01:34:04,159 --> 01:34:06,394 Oh, Cora, you know George wouldn't do that. 2157 01:34:06,461 --> 01:34:08,021 You bet he wouldn't, he'd take them back 2158 01:34:08,063 --> 01:34:09,273 to store to get credit for them. 2159 01:34:09,297 --> 01:34:10,608 Well, what's the matter with that? 2160 01:34:10,632 --> 01:34:12,634 You look like a Derby winner. 2161 01:34:12,700 --> 01:34:14,036 Giddyup! 2162 01:34:14,102 --> 01:34:16,538 Wait till Jim sees this. 2163 01:34:16,604 --> 01:34:18,740 Oh, my goodness! 2164 01:34:18,806 --> 01:34:20,442 - What happened? - Hello, Tinka. 2165 01:34:20,508 --> 01:34:23,278 Can you beat it? I had to go and slip on the steps this morning. 2166 01:34:23,345 --> 01:34:26,281 Oh, you poor dear, and just before the football season. 2167 01:34:26,348 --> 01:34:28,383 - Yeah. Hello, Cora. - 'Hello. What's the matter?' 2168 01:34:28,450 --> 01:34:29,985 - I hurt my foot. - 'Oh.' 2169 01:34:30,052 --> 01:34:32,687 Here, here, sit down. I'll get you a pillow. 2170 01:34:32,754 --> 01:34:34,489 Oh! Now I know what I want! 2171 01:34:34,556 --> 01:34:36,758 - You're the one! - What? But your foot. 2172 01:34:36,824 --> 01:34:39,294 Oh, that's alright, it was just a test between you and Cora 2173 01:34:39,361 --> 01:34:41,496 to see which one cared the most and you win! 2174 01:34:41,563 --> 01:34:44,232 Oh, no, Cora feels just as badly as I do 2175 01:34:44,299 --> 01:34:45,899 but you know her, the strong silent type. 2176 01:34:45,934 --> 01:34:47,635 No, ma'am, I feel sorry for Cora 2177 01:34:47,702 --> 01:34:48,742 but you're the one for me. 2178 01:34:48,803 --> 01:34:50,105 - Ha ha ha. - Am I lucky? 2179 01:34:50,172 --> 01:34:51,639 - Whoopee! - Ha ha. 2180 01:34:51,706 --> 01:34:54,009 Oh, everything looks lovely. Where's Buff? 2181 01:34:54,076 --> 01:34:55,286 I think she's at the beauty parlor. 2182 01:34:55,310 --> 01:34:57,045 By the way, has anybody seen Jim? 2183 01:35:00,282 --> 01:35:01,849 This'll make a wonderful photograph 2184 01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:03,085 for the morning papers. 2185 01:35:33,381 --> 01:35:36,051 Hey! Where are you going? 2186 01:35:37,285 --> 01:35:38,553 Well, just out to the beach. 2187 01:35:38,620 --> 01:35:41,489 Aren't you going to wait here for the ceremony? 2188 01:35:41,556 --> 01:35:42,424 No, Penny, I'm not. 2189 01:35:42,490 --> 01:35:43,890 I couldn't stand the thought of what 2190 01:35:43,925 --> 01:35:46,694 might have been between you and me. 2191 01:35:46,761 --> 01:35:49,331 The flames that could have illumined both our lives. 2192 01:35:49,397 --> 01:35:53,035 Penny, my darling, why don't we make this a double wedding? 2193 01:35:53,101 --> 01:35:55,737 Sure. Why not? 2194 01:35:56,504 --> 01:35:57,504 I am ready. 2195 01:35:57,539 --> 01:35:59,041 I'm afraid, Penny my love.. 2196 01:35:59,107 --> 01:36:01,443 ...that ours is a love that cannot be. 2197 01:36:01,509 --> 01:36:02,277 Why not? 2198 01:36:02,344 --> 01:36:03,845 Because in the Indian Ocean 2199 01:36:03,911 --> 01:36:05,147 there are six islands 2200 01:36:05,213 --> 01:36:06,981 and I have a wife on every one of 'em. 2201 01:36:07,049 --> 01:36:08,483 Why, you bigamist! You trigamist! 2202 01:36:08,550 --> 01:36:10,085 Don't you ever let me hear you say 2203 01:36:10,152 --> 01:36:11,719 one word about matrimony again! 2204 01:36:11,786 --> 01:36:13,188 You won't. 2205 01:36:36,444 --> 01:36:37,679 - Uh, you boys. - Yes, sir. 2206 01:36:37,745 --> 01:36:39,323 Get Judge Hornsby here safely and on time. 2207 01:36:39,347 --> 01:36:40,515 Yes, sir. 2208 01:36:40,582 --> 01:36:41,649 We'll borrow your car. 2209 01:36:41,716 --> 01:36:43,061 - Alright, George. - Eddie better drive. 2210 01:36:43,085 --> 01:36:44,586 George will want to save on gasoline. 2211 01:36:44,652 --> 01:36:46,630 Now that was unnecessary. Come on, you needn't laugh.. 2212 01:36:46,654 --> 01:36:48,032 What time did he say he'd get here, mother? 2213 01:36:48,056 --> 01:36:49,724 He says he has one more divorce to grant 2214 01:36:49,791 --> 01:36:51,159 and then he'll be ready. 2215 01:36:51,226 --> 01:36:52,627 'Mrs. Masters.' 2216 01:36:52,694 --> 01:36:54,629 Mrs. Masters. Jim left. 2217 01:36:59,734 --> 01:37:01,334 There's a crystal vase on the back porch. 2218 01:37:01,369 --> 01:37:03,505 - Will you get it for me? - Why, surely, dear. 2219 01:37:06,541 --> 01:37:09,677 He left this note... I'm afraid. 2220 01:37:09,744 --> 01:37:11,213 What note? What happened? 2221 01:37:12,514 --> 01:37:14,682 He just left the note. I found it. 2222 01:37:14,749 --> 01:37:16,218 He's gone. 2223 01:37:16,784 --> 01:37:18,120 Gone? 2224 01:37:19,121 --> 01:37:20,188 He says he loves us all 2225 01:37:20,255 --> 01:37:22,357 but two weeks in one spot 2226 01:37:22,424 --> 01:37:24,492 is all that he can bear. 2227 01:37:24,559 --> 01:37:27,129 He told me he was only going for a walk. 2228 01:37:27,195 --> 01:37:29,464 Is that all he said? 2229 01:37:29,531 --> 01:37:31,499 "I might have stayed another week or so 2230 01:37:31,566 --> 01:37:36,204 but you who know Penny's cooking will understand." 2231 01:37:36,271 --> 01:37:38,306 He could have at least said goodbye. 2232 01:37:38,373 --> 01:37:42,144 - Can't we stop him? - We can do something. 2233 01:37:42,210 --> 01:37:44,646 No, it was only a matter of time anyway. 2234 01:37:44,712 --> 01:37:47,415 Nice note to leave on a wedding day. 2235 01:37:51,453 --> 01:37:53,588 - There you are, dear. - Thank you. 2236 01:37:55,623 --> 01:37:56,824 Well.. 2237 01:37:57,992 --> 01:37:59,194 I wonder what's keeping Buff. 2238 01:37:59,261 --> 01:38:01,095 Oh, she'll be along. 2239 01:38:12,774 --> 01:38:14,476 Hello, Buff. 2240 01:38:14,542 --> 01:38:18,012 You certainly have a habit of popping up at the worst times. 2241 01:38:18,079 --> 01:38:19,281 This isn't my idea. 2242 01:38:19,347 --> 01:38:22,217 - It's Gabriel's. - Gabriel's? 2243 01:38:22,284 --> 01:38:24,519 Came around to see me a while ago. 2244 01:38:24,586 --> 01:38:25,620 Oh. 2245 01:38:25,687 --> 01:38:28,390 He said I'd find you by the statue of justice. 2246 01:38:28,456 --> 01:38:31,092 Isn't...isn't he coming? 2247 01:38:31,159 --> 01:38:33,361 No. He told me to tell you. 2248 01:38:33,428 --> 01:38:35,062 These were his exact words. 2249 01:38:35,129 --> 01:38:37,532 "There ain't no justice." 2250 01:38:37,599 --> 01:38:39,434 Why did he pick you to tell me? 2251 01:38:39,501 --> 01:38:41,203 He was clear about that too. 2252 01:38:41,269 --> 01:38:42,604 The other real article he said 2253 01:38:42,670 --> 01:38:46,140 that you and her, it is written in the book. 2254 01:39:16,638 --> 01:39:17,872 Feel any better? 2255 01:39:17,939 --> 01:39:20,442 I'm all cried out. So I must feel better. 2256 01:39:20,508 --> 01:39:22,644 Little powder wouldn't do any harm. 2257 01:39:22,710 --> 01:39:24,946 Go home, Charlie. You needn't have waited. 2258 01:39:25,012 --> 01:39:26,548 I've got no place to go. 2259 01:39:26,614 --> 01:39:28,616 Just your mother's wedding. 2260 01:39:29,617 --> 01:39:30,485 Oh. 2261 01:39:48,202 --> 01:39:50,171 Don't worry, dear, I will hold that dinner 2262 01:39:50,238 --> 01:39:51,339 just as long as you want. 2263 01:39:51,406 --> 01:39:52,740 Thank you. 2264 01:40:06,388 --> 01:40:08,956 Oh, mother, Gabriel's gone. 2265 01:40:16,230 --> 01:40:18,300 How lucky you are to lose him now 2266 01:40:18,366 --> 01:40:21,168 while you're so young, it won't leave a scar. 2267 01:40:21,235 --> 01:40:23,305 It's easy for you to talk. 2268 01:40:23,371 --> 01:40:24,872 You never liked Gabriel. 2269 01:40:24,939 --> 01:40:26,541 You're wrong, darling. 2270 01:40:26,608 --> 01:40:30,412 I never liked what he would have done to your life. 2271 01:40:30,478 --> 01:40:32,155 Well, I wish I could think of the right thing 2272 01:40:32,179 --> 01:40:33,848 to say to comfort you. 2273 01:40:33,915 --> 01:40:36,784 But believe me, Buff, this is for the best. 2274 01:40:36,851 --> 01:40:38,920 It's not theory on my part. 2275 01:40:38,986 --> 01:40:40,755 I've been through it. 2276 01:40:40,822 --> 01:40:42,724 I know everything you are feeling. 2277 01:40:42,790 --> 01:40:44,258 Every pain. 2278 01:40:45,226 --> 01:40:46,728 But be fair to yourself. 2279 01:40:46,794 --> 01:40:50,231 Give yourself time. You'll come through it. 2280 01:40:50,298 --> 01:40:53,267 Just as...as you came through, mother? 2281 01:40:53,335 --> 01:40:56,438 Yes, darling, just as I came through. 2282 01:40:56,504 --> 01:40:59,574 Here's hoping I'm made of the same stuff you are. 2283 01:41:01,008 --> 01:41:04,379 Would you like to go to my wedding wet or dry? 2284 01:41:04,446 --> 01:41:06,448 - Dry. - Okay. 2285 01:41:07,982 --> 01:41:09,851 Hurry up and change. 2286 01:41:39,614 --> 01:41:41,483 I don't trust you on giving my regards 2287 01:41:41,549 --> 01:41:43,785 to Chief Mahaboo in person. 2288 01:41:45,820 --> 01:41:47,054 Well.. 2289 01:41:47,121 --> 01:41:48,255 ...you might as well know 2290 01:41:48,322 --> 01:41:49,791 there is no Chief Mahaboo. 2291 01:41:49,857 --> 01:41:52,026 It's alright. We'll find one. 2292 01:41:53,194 --> 01:41:54,562 I don't want you with me. 2293 01:41:54,629 --> 01:41:57,098 It's a big world, two can travel in it. 2294 01:41:58,400 --> 01:41:59,710 I asked you not to marry my daughter 2295 01:41:59,734 --> 01:42:01,803 I didn't ask you to tag along after me. 2296 01:42:01,869 --> 01:42:03,471 I've appointed myself your guardian. 2297 01:42:03,538 --> 01:42:06,340 When we get to Los Angeles, I'll make it legal. 2298 01:42:06,408 --> 01:42:08,443 Say, what do you want to do? 2299 01:42:08,510 --> 01:42:10,144 Spend the rest of your life with tramps 2300 01:42:10,211 --> 01:42:12,046 derelicts, no-goods? 2301 01:42:12,113 --> 01:42:14,449 Sure. I'm a social climber. 2302 01:42:15,850 --> 01:42:18,553 No. I'm not gonna let you do it. 2303 01:42:18,620 --> 01:42:19,787 It's too lonely a life. 2304 01:42:19,854 --> 01:42:22,089 Not if we're together it isn't. 2305 01:42:25,427 --> 01:42:28,262 Great day for the tramps of the world. 2306 01:42:28,329 --> 01:42:30,465 We're getting new blood. 2307 01:42:32,333 --> 01:42:34,669 How are we gonna start out? Under the train or in it? 2308 01:42:34,736 --> 01:42:37,038 This time in it, just for the novelty. 2309 01:42:38,840 --> 01:42:42,276 Ike Harper 22, uh, Edison 15, uh, altogether 45,000. 2310 01:42:42,343 --> 01:42:43,978 Yes, sir. 2311 01:42:44,045 --> 01:42:45,413 Say.. 2312 01:42:45,480 --> 01:42:47,915 ...I wish we could travel in that sort of style. 2313 01:42:49,484 --> 01:42:51,653 Maybe we can. 2314 01:42:54,055 --> 01:42:55,356 Okay, porter. 2315 01:42:55,423 --> 01:42:56,724 Here's a little boy, come to me. 2316 01:42:56,791 --> 01:42:58,426 Oh, are you interested in relics, sir? 2317 01:42:58,493 --> 01:42:59,927 Oh, quite a bit, as a matter of fact 2318 01:42:59,994 --> 01:43:01,271 I'm up here for just that purpose. 2319 01:43:01,295 --> 01:43:02,597 Oh, what a coincidence. 2320 01:43:02,664 --> 01:43:04,041 Then, uh, what would you say this fragment 2321 01:43:04,065 --> 01:43:06,434 from one of Moby-Dick's teeth is worth? 2322 01:43:06,501 --> 01:43:08,903 Oh, that's...priceless. 2323 01:43:08,970 --> 01:43:10,104 Invaluable. 2324 01:43:10,171 --> 01:43:11,338 And authentic too. 2325 01:43:11,405 --> 01:43:13,240 - May I see it? - Why, certainly. 2326 01:43:13,307 --> 01:43:14,408 'All aboard!' 2327 01:43:14,476 --> 01:43:16,043 Are you traveling on this train, sir? 2328 01:43:16,110 --> 01:43:17,612 Well, yes. 2329 01:43:20,815 --> 01:43:22,884 'Look down with favor, we beseech thee upon' 2330 01:43:22,950 --> 01:43:25,653 these thy servants, and graciously protect 2331 01:43:25,720 --> 01:43:27,889 this thine ordinance that they who are 2332 01:43:27,955 --> 01:43:30,658 'about to be joined together by thy authority' 2333 01:43:30,725 --> 01:43:33,761 'may be preserved by thy help.' 2334 01:43:33,828 --> 01:43:36,598 'Do you take this woman to be your wedded wife' 2335 01:43:36,664 --> 01:43:39,634 'to live together in the lawful state of matrimony?' 2336 01:43:39,701 --> 01:43:41,636 'Do you promise to love her, comfort her' 2337 01:43:41,703 --> 01:43:44,706 'honor and keep her in sickness and in health' 2338 01:43:44,772 --> 01:43:47,742 'and forsaking all others, keep only unto her' 2339 01:43:47,809 --> 01:43:49,944 'as long as you both shall live?' 2340 01:43:50,011 --> 01:43:51,045 'I do.' 2341 01:43:51,112 --> 01:43:52,512 'In token and pledge of our' 2342 01:43:52,547 --> 01:43:54,516 'constant faith and abiding love' 2343 01:43:54,582 --> 01:43:56,050 'by the authority committed' 2344 01:43:56,117 --> 01:43:57,418 'on to me as a judge' 2345 01:43:57,485 --> 01:43:59,654 'I declare Samuel Sloane and Nancy Masters' 2346 01:43:59,721 --> 01:44:01,589 'are now husband and wife' 2347 01:44:01,656 --> 01:44:03,124 'according to the ordinance of God' 2348 01:44:03,190 --> 01:44:05,627 'and the law of the State of California.' 2349 01:44:05,693 --> 01:44:08,295 'Whom therefore God hath joined together' 2350 01:44:08,362 --> 01:44:10,898 let no man put asunder. 2351 01:44:12,567 --> 01:44:15,169 - Sweetie. - Am I really Mrs. Sloane? 2352 01:44:15,236 --> 01:44:16,680 Well, what do you think I've been talking about 2353 01:44:16,704 --> 01:44:18,005 for the last five minutes? 2354 01:44:22,076 --> 01:44:23,444 Mother! 2355 01:44:28,382 --> 01:44:30,484 I don't see why Sam and I should take the brunt. 2356 01:44:30,552 --> 01:44:32,319 Everybody kiss everybody here. 2357 01:44:32,386 --> 01:44:34,155 That's all I need. 2358 01:44:37,324 --> 01:44:38,726 Hey. 2359 01:44:38,793 --> 01:44:40,127 Oh, I forgot. I did make.. 2360 01:44:40,194 --> 01:44:42,764 Well, I'll see that you aren't neglected. 2361 01:44:42,830 --> 01:44:45,399 - 'Thank you, judge.' - Come along. Come along. 2362 01:44:45,466 --> 01:44:47,535 Dinner's ready. Dinner's ready. 2363 01:44:47,602 --> 01:44:49,771 I hope this meal is fit for a great actress. 2364 01:44:49,837 --> 01:44:51,706 Judge, don't you think $2 is very high 2365 01:44:51,773 --> 01:44:53,541 for a marriage license? 2366 01:45:24,405 --> 01:45:25,707 Thank you, Buff. 2367 01:45:25,773 --> 01:45:28,242 Well, let's sit down. 2368 01:45:28,309 --> 01:45:30,177 Judge Hornsby, you are over here with me. 2369 01:45:30,244 --> 01:45:32,046 Where are we? Here we are. 2370 01:45:32,113 --> 01:45:33,390 - May I help you? - Thank you, dear. 2371 01:45:33,414 --> 01:45:36,083 - Here I am. - Ah, thank you.